Sloinking (present participle)
A particularly disrespectful type of sex involving the speaker and the mom of another. An unfulfilling filling. After informing someone you sloinked their mom, it's customary to describe said sloinking in as much detail as possible.
A particularly disrespectful type of sex involving the speaker and the mom of another. An unfulfilling filling. After informing someone you sloinked their mom, it's customary to describe said sloinking in as much detail as possible.
by Stelmaria September 21, 2021
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by pishtank April 7, 2008
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1. Obama is a crappy president and makes bad choices....so Jesus spanked him when he got hit in the face during a game of basketball.
2. A child kicks another kid and then runs away. while they are running away, they trip and smack their head on a wall. That my friends...is a Jesus spanking.
2. A child kicks another kid and then runs away. while they are running away, they trip and smack their head on a wall. That my friends...is a Jesus spanking.
by michelle1991 November 29, 2010
Get the Jesus Spanking mug.To masturbate. "springing" as the name suggests, is the repeated up and down jacking of the "pogo" stick, which of course is ... ya dick!
"OMG! What are you doing!?"
"Well honey, i'm springing the pogo! Check it out, ima bout to set a world record!"
"U don't jack it!? Shit, i've already sprung it twice since i've been here!"
"Well honey, i'm springing the pogo! Check it out, ima bout to set a world record!"
"U don't jack it!? Shit, i've already sprung it twice since i've been here!"
by cjohnson85 April 4, 2008
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Gamer 1: Hey look XX TypicalGT XX just killed someone
Gamer 2: ohh dude he is splinking all over him.
Gamer 2: ohh dude he is splinking all over him.
by MR. RM May 21, 2009
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Guy 2: yeah i started sprinting to the next country, i can't afford child support
Guy 1: i'd do the same man
Guy 2: yeah i started sprinting to the next country, i can't afford child support
Guy 1: i'd do the same man
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