Ketchup Smooch

The act of smacking someone in the face with a dirty tampon...usually done as a prank but may also be an expression of affection.

Example 1)

Jeff: I'm still cleaning Krista's uterine lining out of my ear after that Ketchup Smooch she gave me last night.....

Example 2)

Baby Momma: If Myles doesn't start paying child support he's gonna get a ketchup smooch

by #ketchupsmooch January 19, 2016

Cock-Smooch

A guy or girl who is a down right cock to you

Did you see that cock-smooch today in the hallway making fun of this little kid

by Destiny at its finest April 15, 2016

Coochie Smoochie

(n) The pressing of lips against the female genitalia

When things started to get hot and heated Vinayak gave Sahar a coochie smoochie

by Redsox1519 February 27, 2019

Smoochka

Someone who is acting like a bitch.

Jenny stole my man, that Smoochka.

by Kristina April 24, 2004

Snooching

Mocking, but uncertain sarcasm.

Liberals love to drive Toyota Priuses, while snoochingly looking down on poor people who cannot afford to drive the expensive hybrids.

by tarrioh January 3, 2009

Scoochy

A left handed person

He's a scoochy. He's a left handed person

by Twangalot May 9, 2016

smoochie

Noun: An obese, insecure, and somewhat neurotic female person; between the ages of 15 and 40 (some what like fat groupies). They are often found wearing too tight and/or loud clothing. Smoochies congragate in bars, clubs, and after hours restaurants. Beware of a smoochie wearing vertical stripes.

"Get a load of that smoochie!", "That smoochie won't stop following me", "Oh my lord that smoochie's belly is coming through her clothes."

by Ronnie (the smoochie luv-a) September 2, 2004