banana salami

When two men insert their penises (bananas) into a salami sandwich after eating fried onions at k mart

Aw wanna go to k mart then have a juicy banana salami!?

by FatalGang April 20, 2018

moist salami

After a long day of work a lady spreads her legs and the mountain of cheese rains out from underneath. Her vagina releases a cheese like substance that she quickly scoops up and jams it in her mouth while watching some super dirty midget porn.

Damn girl I can't wait to get home from work and taste my moist salami! It's gonna be so moist today I can already feel it.

by Dirty Sex Monkey January 24, 2018

Big salami

Big penis

Damn look at that bulge in his pants! He must have a big salami.

by Makin B@CON August 26, 2018

A Solais

When you get something so wrong it’s embarrassing.

Maths teacher - “what’s 2 + 2“
John - “emmm 5 sir”

Kyle - oh lads he’s pulled a Solais there”

by Louisbigboi February 4, 2020

Green Salami

Salami that is green.

Hey Ben, what do you call salami that is green?
I don't know, mold?
No, Green Salami.

by Toilet Deer November 6, 2020

jackon solambert

THE GOAT. Anybody named jackon solambert probably has lots of women and fame and possibly even money.

Have you heard of jackon solambert? he has lots of money and fame and possible even money.

by 1emon September 16, 2021

Jacob Salami

A fat ass who likes to nut to fortnite porn

I am not like a Jacob Salami.

by EatinAssAndSlayinDudes December 23, 2021