Smurf Jump

Shooting a rocket at your feet without jumping, resulting in a rocket jump with minimal height. Often used in the pocket soldier rollout.

Instead of going for a normal jump, I used a smurf jump to garden him.

by dogdayboy April 2, 2021

Smurf jam

When a midget creams

“Yo bro I just bucked a midget and her shit was Smurf jamming 👻”

by anonymous April 20, 2022

Smurf Quart

A small (2 oz. or 50 ml) bottle of liquor, often found in hotel rooms or on airplanes.

Toss me a Smurf Quart of whiskey from the honor bar - I'm starting to sober up

by SilentBob73 August 16, 2014

smurf cream

a word that can be used for anything but no matter what you use it for it will always doing sexual

will you give me some of your smurf cream

by smurf cream man September 5, 2020

Smurf Rock

When you put a rock don the pipe in the porta potty causing blue blue water to splash your victims ass

James waddled back with a blue stain after being smurf rocked

by Yung_Harold March 25, 2021

piss smurfing

The act of taking over a lobby in a video game and looking like a "smurf". Commonly used in EU region to compliment and uplift fellow teammates.

Sinister you played that fight so well, you're actually piss smurfing.

by ishikami October 19, 2022

The Brainy Smurf

Getting your testicles gargled untill they turn blue (blue balls)

Dude why cant you sit down?

Oh I just got The Brainy Smurf

by minority426 December 24, 2009