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Slippery bean 

When you lube a Latino/Latinas ass so much you can't grab it.
Hey man I noticed you out in laying down those bricks. Wanna come inside later and have a slippery bean?
Slippery bean by NooseMoose April 18, 2018

slippery falcon 

Oh man, that slippery falcon was worth every ruppee!
slippery falcon by EpicFirno April 18, 2018

slippery bathtub

When you fucking your girl and then it slips into her ass
Oh dude i accidentally gave my girl a slippery bathtub last night.

Slippery Fisherman

whilst in sexual intercourse from behind, your partner wears a snorkel to prevent suffocation caused by you jamming their head into the pillow. One proceeds to then pull out and ejaculate into the snorkel. Thus completing the slippery fisherman
I gave her such a good slippery fisherman she gargled /choked

slippery jinx 

Escaping a regrettable hook-up by successfully sneaking out while they are sleeping.
Upon waking Todd realized the only chance he had of escaping the abomination he had put his dick in the night before, was the trusty old slippery jinx maneuver, which he completed successfully by going out the second-story bathroom window while it slept.
slippery jinx by Snaketoe October 29, 2017

slippery little moose cactus 

A term meant for hedgehogs or percupines. Small moose covered in spikes. Like a cactus.
Look at that slippery little moose cactus over there. He’s finna prick someone in the ass.