Over the shoulder boulder holder 

Bra that holds rather large jugs.

Damn Darryl, she definitely sports an over the shoulder boulder holder

Over the shoulder boulder holder by Matt Z October 8, 2004

shoulder shoes 

shoes meant to be kept on during the act of sex, mostly referring to the high heeled, sexy kind.

Wait until he sees me in my shoulder shoes.

shoulder shoes by K311y June 22, 2008

shouldercock 

When you're looking at something while sitting, a friend comes over to stand right behind you with his crotchal region at shoulder height, and, possibly touching you with his package.

It must be stopped.

"I was looking at hot chicks on the interweb and Bryan comes over and puts his junk right on my shoulder. He totally shouldercocked me!"

shouldercock by ftdet April 15, 2007

shoulder tap 

1. the act of minors trying to engage conversations with adults in attempts to have them purchase a substance

2. trying to get the hook up out side of 7-11 for cigarettes or alcohol

Ryan and Mike spent 4 hours outside of the deli shoulder tapping so they could get the freshman girls at the party drunk and fuck 'em.

shoulder tap by shaadylaady January 18, 2005

People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones 

A phrase one can say meaning people should not criticize others for faults that they have themselves

Zach told me I had bad taste in music. I replied by telling him that people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones by katie was here November 19, 2007

shouldn'ta 

It means "should not have" or "should have not" by shortenin'.

You better kill me! i'ma be another dude dead
For poppin off at the mouth with shit i shouldn'ta said

shouldn'ta by SnUGgin October 7, 2006

He Touched My Shoulder Story 

A story told by someone in which they discuss their crush. The story is long and plotty, and the end is something along the lines of "and then...he touched my shoulder!" - a moment clearly exhilerating for the person telling the story, but that leaves the audience confused and expecting more from such a long winded story.

"so we went to the park on friday after the movies, and we were walking around and he bought us all ice cream from some random crazy vendor named frank, and then we were talking about his new car and its red, and then he touched my shoulder!"

He Touched My Shoulder Story by Janey and Anna and Molly July 2, 2005