sheet wreckin

A night of passionate love making resulting in the inevitable destruction of the provided bedding.

Damn baby, last nights sheet wreckin left my sister's guest bed in tatters. (high five)

by Fannie Arbo September 23, 2010

Sexcel Sheet

A detailed excel spreadsheet that documents a person's sex life. Can include names, ages, dates, details of hookups, ratings, race/ethnicity, locations etc,

"So according to my sexcel sheet I have hooked up with 5 people over the age of 26."

by Elyse Black April 24, 2013

Teets On My Sheets

The words you use to describe your un-fondness of having boobs on your sheets.

Man, I hate having teets on my sheets every night!

by swodaemyasdnil April 21, 2011

red bed sheet

When you finger a girl on a bed and she bleed for some reason.

Pete:Hey I fingered Mia last night and she had a red bed sheet

by Keith678 January 1, 2017

Sheet Karate

Putting your morning wood to good use. Jerking off while still under the covers.

I woke up this morning with a raging hard-on, so I thought I'd practice my "Sheet Karate."

by scottie don't76 January 3, 2007

you are sheet!

Stating that a person, place, or thing is shit. Derrogatory term. To be said with a heavy accent.

Wow I'm cool.

*Bob does your girlfriend*

BOB, You are sheet!

by Bizzlefoshizzle February 3, 2004

sheet slayer

A guy who wakes up the morning after hooking up with a girl to find a blood stain on his bed.

"James found out he was a sheet slayer the morning after he brought Meagan to his room."

by jadaal21 January 25, 2009