salmon slappers

The female genetalia - specifically the outer labia
See: Tuna Taco, Beef Curtains, Sticky Mittens, Spam Castanets, Fuzzy Lap Flounder

"Look at her salmon slappers, they are niiiice"

by dfaz September 12, 2008

Whipper snapper

An old expression to describe young people that is now used to describe that ratchet bitch in the club who keeps whipping the people on the dance floor with her "real" human hair made from the testicle shavings of deformed horses and Hodor's pubic mane.

Man don't go over by the bathroom. This whipper Snapper damn near took my eye out.

What the fuck they weave that shit in with? Sos pads?

by GroceryClerk August 14, 2018

Pro Shipper

A type of fandom fan that firmly believes "fiction does not affect reality" and commonly defends, creates or enjoys "dead dove" content, such as CP pedo relationships, incest, assault and rape. These topics are not just discussed, they're very romanticized and turned into something appealing to pro shippers, not denounced as disgusting. Pro shippers will say they get harassed and then post literal CP and pick fights with 15 year olds on Twitter over it. You can identify a popular pro shipper very quickly, by their "+18" warning and other labels such as "characters are aged up for lewds" and pedo ship profile pics because they make feuding with irl minors into a personality. Also known for thinking they're avant garde and revolutionary for supporting free speech when they're really just defending anime CP

Normal person: "pro-shippers are 25+ year olds who will post incest and CP on public forums in fanbases meant for and swarming with children and then cry when people say that's weird"

Pro shipper:"But I'm coping with my trauma!"

Normal person: "cool story, you're still posting romanticized lewds of anime 15 year olds in front of real 15 year olds."

by Raiiiny February 22, 2022

dome snapper

Small amount of marijuana just good enough for one person

Sorry man i cant smoke you out i only got a dome snapper

by The knicknack and Dubsack October 28, 2006

bitch-ass slapper

A person who slaps a bitch's ass.

"Stop bangin my Mom you bitch-ass slapper."

by Colin Farrell's Lover February 27, 2004

Knee Slapper

When someones penis is so big that it slaps the inside of their knees when they walk.

What size condom would you like?

Let's just say it's a knee slapper.

by Erak22 September 27, 2009

cock slapper

some one who likes to pin people down and make them feel the raff of their penis(also known as a schlong), they use a slightly hard swinging moshion like a whip to like a not very nice red mark, then the cock slappers tradition is to tell every one and then do it again for the hell of it

are you a cock slapper mr?
its the cock slapper of the day
is that the red mark of a cock slapper

by glennnn elliott August 2, 2006