second-neck

penis with abnormally large girth, resembling ones neck.

She had to spread dat pussy open with rail-road spikes to make room for my second-neck.

by Gogz February 21, 2008

second hand songs

The muffled noise you hear when the guy next to you has his mp3 turned up to high.

I was stuck listening to second hand songs from 50 cent the entire frikin' plane ride!

by That White Kid February 18, 2009

secondhand shoplifting

When you steal something from another person that was stolen by them in the first place.

"Dude, I'm so sick of helping our bro loot every time there's a riot! Whduya say we break into his pad for some secondhand shoplifting?"

by Smiley59 February 21, 2009

Second Screen

Any device with a screen other than that of a television set.

Origin: The Television was the first, widely adapted technological advancement that allowed users to ignore human interaction by offering visual and audible stimulation. Secondary devices such as computers, handhelds and cellphones have become a means of distraction in this new technological age and are constantly evolving to offer more time wasting and socially hermitting features.

If you don't get off the internet now, I will lock up the power cords and batteries to all the second screens in the house. That means-No Computer, No Ipod, No Cellphone, No gameboy, No portable dvd player, No PSP, No graphing calculator, not even allowed to have your e-reader.

by Thomasthomasthomas January 1, 2011

Secondhand Stoned

When someone gets stoned from being around pot smoke without smoking it themselves.

He passed out on the drive home. I think he was secondhand stoned from when we smoked that bowl around him earlier.

by Bohopoetgirl March 5, 2011

Seasonist

When a person prefers one season to the rest.

Dude you are so seasonist you whinge all winter that you wish it was summer!

by Ikkle Mini October 21, 2011

Secondhand spray tan

The unintentional transmission of spray tan odor/color from one partner to another via direct contact. See printing press.

"Orange chest and stomach... Strong 'burnt carrot' odor," the doctor reassured me it was nothing more than a secondhand spray tan, probably something I picked up from my girlfriend, "it ought to clear up on it's own in a couple of weeks..."

by milliniumfalcon November 22, 2011