Selfie roadhead

Jerking off while driving

Man I was so bored on my drive that I gave myself some selfie roadhead.

by Molotov13 August 3, 2016

Selfie

A form of masterbation or self pleasure through fellatio or cunnilingus on ones self.

When Brehme does not reply in group chat he is taking a selfie

by Steve Mortana September 15, 2016

Selfie Bomb

When a group of people decide to take a lot of selfies in a short period of time.

Squad Member: "SELFIE BOMB!"
Squad: *Pull out phones and start taking selfies randomly*

by Antwon The God September 19, 2016

Selfie

A picture took by one self

Let me take a selfie!

by Rj52467 January 18, 2017

Selfielism

Selfielism is a religion used by people who take a ton of Selfies

Person 1:Are you a selfielism believer because you have been taking alot of selfies !!!
Person 2:Of course....

by MicMacPatyWac February 6, 2017

Selfie Pooper

Someone who hates taking selfies with others

My friend John is a selfie pooper, he never wants to take selfies with us when we go out.

by Fireworm April 9, 2017

Selfie

The act of jerking off to pictures of yourself or a mirror.

I saw Dave walk into the bathroom an hour ago with nothing but a shaving mirror, I think he's pulling a selfie.

by datboimang April 7, 2017