Sad Kautz

Originated from David Katz. Our "dear" friend Kautz who unfortunately looks exactly like David. Is when someone says something that offends or hurts your feelings

In a galaxy far far away... virgins watched a completely made of nonsense film and created a religion. Civilization labelled them Betas! He felt like a Sad Kautz

by Drhymen September 08, 2018

booty sad

when a booty is so fine that you get sad when you aren't able to have it in your life.

Damn, that ass is the best i've ever seen!

man, she's mormon, its untapable.

no..... now im booty sad.

by Deanjelo Jones September 10, 2013

Sad-Tracked

To be distracted from a task, job, or daily life by sadness

Rachel did not attend last years holiday party because she was sad-tracked from the sudden death of her pet cat.

by valphil8 December 23, 2019

Sad Mutombo

The awkward feeling of being able to feel another mans penis through the thin membrane that separates the vagina from the anus during the act of double penetration sex.

Brian and I double team this chick last night. He had a great time, I had a sad Mutombo.

by Angel & Dylan December 20, 2015

Sad lasagna

Meaning being so sad or upset your energy is the equivalent to bland lasagna.

"Jim's cat just passed away and his energy lately has been such Sad lasagna

by Milo Max February 17, 2019

sad-funny

When something is so incredibly sad that it’s uproariously funny.

The experience of noting the sad-funny quality of someone or something is really quite confusing as the tears roll down your cheeks but you are laughing like a wild ninny at the same time!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2023

Sad Fap

A sad fap is when you read a sad doujinshi and sit down to question why you're reading JoJo bizzare adventure doujinshi at 3am

Man I expected Joseph to get fucked my Caesar but now I'm crying with nut on my hands. This was a sad fap

by OH MY GOD!! August 16, 2019