Running Gag

A form of oral sex in which the recipient sprints towards their partner and directs their erect genitalia towards their open mouth, thus penetrating their oral mucosa at high velocity.

Fred went to the emergency room with a fractured penis after attempting a running gag.

by penislover2219 March 4, 2021

Running Man

While on a jog together, you recieve a hand job. When you ejaculate, she has to run and try to catch the cum in her mouth.

Today, I recieved a happy ending to my jog when she gave me a running man.

by Ginger Lariat June 27, 2011

running shorts

adj: a phrase used to describe somone who is flamboyantly homosexual.

"Jeff began his life as a drag queen under the name 'Anastasia'"
"That guy is SO running shorts"
or
"That guy totally wears running shorts"

by SeveredHeadGirl December 11, 2005

Elise Running

Elise is a girl who is extremely beautiful and could be desribed as above average or even abnormally attractive. Anyways she goes to Monte Vista and is sometimes referred to as a love godess of seduction.

Dude: WOW aren't we lookin Elise Running today.
Girl: Ya I know... it cost me a fortune. I don't know how she does it.
Dude: Well whatever it is I like it!
Girl: Fuckin Right Doggy.

by Stallion March 6, 2005

running of the bulls

Where people compete for one of my Awards.

by Darwin August 28, 2003

fuck me running

Can also be used transitively. To have fucked someone running is to have well and truly screwed them.

Steve: How'd it go with the city inspectors?
Dave: They fucked me running.

fuck me running

by sargasso October 4, 2011

Running Johnny

When you're fucking a semi-attractive girl, and your friend runs in, pees on you both, and runs out of the room.

Steve: Did you hear what Mike did to my while I was raw doggin muh bitch last night?

Kevin: No, What?

Steve: He performed a running johnny on us!

Kevin: what a badass! he must be a Peebles!

by peebles,mike October 15, 2010