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When you're fucking a semi-attractive girl, and your friend runs in, pees on you both, and runs out of the room.
Steve: Did you hear what Mike did to my while I was raw doggin muh bitch last night?

Kevin: No, What?

Steve: He performed a running johnny on us!

Kevin: what a badass! he must be a Peebles!
by peebles,mike October 12, 2010
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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