Tweed River Rubber

Using a placenta as a condom

Person 1: Do you have protection?
Person 2: You just gave birth right?
Person 1: Yeah, why?
Person 2: Lets do a tweed river rubber

by gloplord August 9, 2023

solo rubber jack

The art of masturbating while wearing a condom. Only the people with their PHD in Jackology have used this form of masturbation.

Who needs a tube sock or a paper towel when you can solo rubber jack.

by Chamby86 May 8, 2008

Rubber knife gang

A group of kids, hanging around, trying to look tough, but are actually harmless.

Mabel: I don't know if we should go into the 7-11. There's a bunch of kids hanging around.

Gertrude: Them? They're just a rubber knife gang.

by Fromagewhiz May 14, 2012

rubber-band

a band whose members include nothing but contortionists

yo that new bands a f@#$%^& rubber-band

by T.K May 13, 2008

Rubber band pussy

A phenomenal pussy that never gets loose and is able to expand to any size when something is inserted into it and once the object is removed the pussy goes back to it's natural size and tightness

*John sticks a two liter coke bottle in kathy's pussy then pulls it out an watches her pussy instantly shrink back to it's normal size*

John: damn girl u really do got a rubber band pussy

Kathy: teehee

by Black kkk meber August 7, 2011

Solo Rubber Jack

When a man Masterbates with a condom on.

When I want to Jackoff, but I dont want the mess that cums at the end, I do a Solo Rubber Jack.

by Dr. Brownthumb May 28, 2008

rubber chicken farts

Abnormally loud flatulence that sounds like it’s being forcefully emitted from an orifice belonging to a rubber chicken.

His grotesque signature rubber chicken farts were exceedingly loud, wet-sounding rippers, enough to startle the shit out of people if they were in close proximity.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 17, 2019