Seinfeld rape

When watching an episode of Seinfeld is forced upon a person.

Lauren: "Last night I was at my boyfriends house, and I experienced the worst type of Seinfeld rape imaginable... a three hour marathon."

Tyler: "My god, how did you escape"

Lauren: "Little kicks"

by Tyler The Key July 30, 2009

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Jesus Rape

When a fundamental Christian attempts to push their religious beliefs on you even after you said "NO!"

The defination jesus rape explains itself.

by redneckatheist.com March 09, 2006

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awake and rape

an act of sex when the others just waking up

dave just woke up kelly by a awake and rape

by gingerfuck September 20, 2008

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Banshee Rape

When you get humped in the face by a vagina, with or without undergarments.

Dude #1: Dude what happened to your face!? You're all bloody!!

Dude #2: Dude my girlfriend was pissed so she banshee raped the shit out of me. It was the worst possible thing that I could have ever imagined. I wouldn't ever wish it upon anyone ever!

by COB IKEMAN May 31, 2010

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Gaping for a raping

To not cover your back when things go wrong so you will get the blame. To leave your self open for a severe ass kicking. Become the fall guy through lazyness.

Did you get those designs finished? You know the deadline was tonight.

No, I couldn't be bothered.

Man, you've left your self gaping for a raping.

by Lonz101 October 15, 2011

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