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pubes

1. Plural of pubis, the part of the abdomen between the belly button and the genitalia. Pronounced /PYOO-beez/, in two syllables.

2. What idiots who don't know any better call pubic hair. Mispronounced /PYOOBS/, to rhyme with "cubes."
1. Young girls show off their pubes precisely because they know it's the one area in which women over thirty-five can't compete.

2. Guy 1: "Dude! Your pubes are clogging up the shower drain."
Guy 2: "You're a fucktard who mispronounces 'pubes' and doesn't know its proper meaning. Therefore, I'm going to leave my pubic hairs in the drain."
by PaddyPat November 1, 2011
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Pube braid

When someone is sucking a man's dick, and plucks every last pube with his/her teeth, and braids the pubes with their tongue.
Dude, last night Emily gave me a pube braid.

I hate it when I'm getting a blow job and the girl gives me a pube braid!
by Mugwimpianity June 6, 2011
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Pube Cube

n. An African American male with a large afro.
"I went to the movies last night but couldn't see shit because some pube cube was blocking my view."
by Jesus Adolf Christ September 25, 2007
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puber

one who has not entered puberty; usually in the presence of older folks who have; have been known to exhibit stupid and idiotically childish (either physically or thought) behavior
we had a puber in our class--smart, but with a squeeky voice and annoying train of thought.
by calvin l. September 30, 2007
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pube salad

The time-honored tradition of a bachelor being brought up on stage at a Strip Club to have a stripper yank out his pubes and sprinkle them on his lips.
Nick got pulled up on stage at his bachelor party and the bitch gave him a delicious pube salad!
by Shank-the-tank February 1, 2009
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pube farm

the region above the penis and/or vagina that is covered in black wiry hair.
dude, i had a pimple in my pube farm today!!!!!!
by poopy pat March 21, 2004
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puberty song

A song that you listened to when you were growing up and have fond memories of.
sam: "yo luke this song is a puberty song"

luke: "fo sho"

callum: "you dunn know"
by maelzer, goodman, freed February 1, 2009
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