Professor Doctor Mister Avocado Man

The most important man. He will sell you avocados.

Oh my, Professor Doctor Mister Avocado Man has given me an avocado with drugs.

by Senior Avacado May 3, 2019

Professional shitposter

A social media account which posts pictures or memes with no context or meaning

I've got 200 followers, I guess I'm a professional shitposter now, just like @nuggetofdoom who is the creator of the term professional shitposter and you should definitely follow them.

by Follow@nuggetofdoom June 29, 2019

Professional Boy

-a boy who is profess but is not yet a man

He’s a very professional boy

by Dawn2099 October 15, 2019

Profanitizing

1. The act of using Profanity

2. A synonym of cursing
3. You also want to tell someone to stop cursing, and look and sound cool doing it.

Thank me later.

Person1: Shut the fuck up, round head.
You: How about you stop profanitizing, you uncultured swine!
Person1: Well I hate you, nerdy ass bitch. Also what was that word you said?

by Otakium’s December 31, 2019

professional scamma

A person who commits fraud or participates in a dishonest scheme.

Professional scammas Ian and Simon can purchase anything on Saks 5th with a $250 credit.

by Ricky Marez February 20, 2020

Profanited

The act of using profanity. (Verb)

"*******!!!" She profanited, fading in and out of the known consciousness.

by TheFallofvelma'slovelife June 4, 2020

Professor Kiki

A french term for male genitalia. Usually used when the penis is erect and hard. When it isn't it is referred to as Doctor Kiki

Example:

Cami: Wow your dick is so hard!
James: No No, its called Professor Kiki!
Cami: What?
James: Address him with respect, young lady!

A french term for male genitalia. Usually used when the penis is erect and hard. When it isn't it is referred to as Doctor Kiki

Example:

Cami: Wow your dick is so hard!
James: No No, its called Professor Kiki!
Cami: What?
James: Address him with respect, young lady!

by gkjhkuij November 28, 2020