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Prostitution

NOT considered cheating by 5 out of 5 women in Japan!? Holy crap!
Hym "Aw no shit man? That is tight dawg. Japan is the best. We need some brothels man. Or just general prostitution. I mean, we HAVE the prostitution but it's illegal and MIGHT be a sting (Which is when the cops trick you into committing a crime so they can arrest you). And some of those police bitches will get you. I saw one the other day and what like 'DAMN Officer Sexy!' She'd would have GOT my ass. I'd have been all 'Um... I don't usually do this sort of thing' and she'd be all 'I don't give a fuck nigga get in the cage!' And that would have sucked. Not me bitch. Not getting me with that shit. I saw this blonde chick on the corner once, right? And she had like an Avril Levigne type of look to her, right? And the first thing I was 'No. Fuck you bitch, YOUR ASS IS A COP! Nuhuh! Not today bitch..... Well.... Maybe today... Nonono that bitch is definitely a cop' 100% Chance of Hot-Cop sex trap. That was my exact thought process. But maybe... No... No I was RIGHT not to do it.... God I hope she was a cop... 😑 God damn you... WHY MUST YOU ENTICE ME!? I JUST WANT TO BANG PROSTITUTES IN PEACE!"
by Hym Iam August 9, 2023
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Prosetitute

Prosetitute
That John Doe is such a prosetitute for writing a paid article that was full of such obvious lies!
by cuddleberry February 9, 2025
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Prompstitute

Jack is a total prompstitute the way he keeps doing @grok on twitter
by acec4ntsnipe June 30, 2025
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Prompstitute

A class of human retards who rely on AI for basic thoughts.
normal ass human:"Hey john, do you like pears?"

john: "Wait, give me a second.."

john: "chatgpt do i like pears?":

normal ass human: Ew, get away from me you prompstitute!
by fokjhj1 December 19, 2025
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Strict Prostitution

Strictly abiding by the ways or rules of prostitutes.
Strict prostitution is the way to go. If your gonna do it, do it right!
by BOOTYISREAL December 10, 2017
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decaffeinated prostitution

When one uses one’s physical beauty to acquire goods and services.
"Hey, Ted has a crush on you, he would fix your car.”
“I’d rather not, that feels like decaffeinated prostitution.”
by Ms. Elizabeth Price February 21, 2018
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Political Prostitution

An act which originated in Iloilo City, Philippines upon which, in order to maintain political hegemony, canditates use political contributions of one candidate for the benefit of rival candidates.
Political Prostitution is commonplace in Iloilo City, Philippines where turncoatism and treachery is rife. This happened to candidate Manny Villar in 2010 in Iloilo City.
by Comelec November 20, 2021
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