Preston

A short fat hobbit with a knack for beefy men like Darius.

Eww what smells so bad, oh Preston in the room I see.

by dariusplayer69 November 10, 2020

preston

Preston from is in odinary boys, the popular english band. He is a tosser and a wanker and a asshole an basicaly a total fuck up. His band bacame more famous when he entered the celebrity big brother house and faked a relationship with then non-celebrity chantelle even though the skeeze was already engaged to another women. Chantelle lured him to her to win the public vote with there fake love, even though she was and still is already fake enough with her stupid blonde hair extenions and flase ditzy behaviour. They continued there reationship n r now engaged n chantelle is roumered to be pregnant despite the fact the stupid fools have only known each other for around 6 months (i thought id link pregnant for u idiots out there who are not sure of its meaning) . They are both idiots, preston is apparently fit but in my opinion he needs to sort his wardrobe out an has a pointy face. He is also extremly rude, as is chantelle they were rude to me and because of this i have come to the decision that they are total fuckups. ROCK ON ME. his music crap also.

Preston is in the cruddy band the ordinary boys, preston smells, preston is a tithead

by sydney rules dis world August 30, 2008

prest

Well-groomed, in a fresh way. As in fresh.

She was prest baby, ready and willing

by Honest Abe November 19, 2004

preston

the death hole ov the universe nothin is there nothin happens there an no one likes each other there

urgh preston itz crap there

by rachiz July 19, 2008

Preston

Absolute idiot annoying and very very not hot

Ewww is that a Preston you can really see it in his weird looking face!

by Child of Satan February 16, 2020

Timothy William Preston

A most spectacular specimen, with luscious brown hair and beautiful atoms apple. He owns a beautiful watch and is always playing bass. With stunning glasses and nose he is a notch above all other humans. With the name of royalty he is destined to surpass all others.

"Oh dear me, all our royals are dead"

"We should just have timothy william preston for king...his name is worthy of royalty!"

by timothyloversclub October 24, 2012

presto

Poker slang for going into the river with the winning hand and someone catches the one out to beat you PRESTO

Player catches a straight flush when you already have the nut flush. "PRESTO"

by Joe Hoopes January 25, 2006