Poetry

Ohohohoho... That is BAD! Jesus christ! You and Andrew both. IT DOESN'T NEED TO RHYME! You don't need everything to rhyme. Bottom shelf. That's some bottom shelf poetry.

Hym "Holy shit is your poetry not very good. Mine inspired so many bodies of work that I'm technically one of the greatest writers of all time. But your shit poetry? That, on the other hand, is the worst thing ever written. "

by Hym Iam March 22, 2023

poetry

autism cope disorder

do you take drugs,

YESSSSSSS

i'm in love with the poetry
like a ballon that was been born with wheels
wheels, WHEEEEEELS, NOOOOOOOOO. I'm autistic

but, which drugs
ALL OF THEM

by purple lemon May 10, 2023

Poetry

I love you is the most beautiful lie

A word you can say looking into my eye

Our story didn't last.
But it's still the best one i know

Tho it didn't last, you really helped me grow

At one point in my life, you were my hero.

is it wrong that i still love you

is it wrong to still be in love with you

I'm still in love with the impossibility of us.

I will always love you, even from a distance

I could never forget your existence

And even if they try i would never give into insistence

How can i love someone new,

when every night i dream about you

You weren't ready to love and i wasn't ready either

We both hurted each other, told our minds they was a keeper

Out of all the lies you told me, i love you was my favorite

I want it all back but I don't wanna seem desperate.

I love you is the most beautiful lie

A word you can say looking into my eye.

this poetry is about a beautiful lie

by Joshua.F May 10, 2023

Pareto part

The main source of value or importance in something being considered. The Pareto principle is that 80% of the effects come from 20% of the causes, sometimes shortened as "the 80/20 rule"

YOU: This yard is full of weeds. It'll take us two days to clear them out.
ME: Let's just do the Pareto part surrounding the walkway: that should only take 4 hours and 48 minutes.

by billbrown October 10, 2023

poet brauleate

A prolific purveyor of bro art; the voice of a youthfully masculine generation.

Although Anthony Kiedis can have questionable lyrics at times, his poet brauleate status remains irrefutable.

by drew_512_ December 10, 2023

Poetker

1. (N) - A SUPERIOR German family's last name. Was stolen from the Amish bloodline in order too install Mockery and Dominance over the community. Huge legends behind the name.
2. Typically, wives that inherited the name are of Great Beauty. Purest form of the blonde and blue eyed female sex.

- Usually are college professors at some point in their lives

3. If you ever end up running into The Poetker Family, it can be the best encounter of your life, but don't ever Screw them over because it can turn into the worst thing ever too endure.

THAT WIFE WAS BEAUTIFUL. SHES PROBABLY A POETKER.

by StrideRoyals@$$ January 23, 2024

poetterware

1. Software created by Lennart Poettering, notorious for its contentious and often disruptive innovations.

2. A term used derisively to describe software that, while aiming to revolutionize system architecture, frequently introduces complexity and controversy, leading to divided opinions among the developer community.

The new system update is full of poetterware, making simple tasks unnecessarily complicated and frustrating everyone involved.

by Dworak_of_sky June 4, 2024