Pokémon Advocates

People that believe that Pokémon win versus the lions. Pokémon Advocates are right in their stance, but lion advocates are lacking some chromosomes so they still believe that lions win. Although Pokémon like Rayquaza and Eternatus exist, lion advocates still function like Neanderthals and are not advanced enough as a human to comprehend this.

Pokémon Advocates: Pokémon win 100% of the time
Fully functional human beings: True

by JeremiahTheCrustacean2 April 30, 2021

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Pokemon

An abused fictional species of animals that I like to abuse because its fun to make them battle.

I love to make Pokemon battle its so funny how they die

by Kykyman June 10, 2021

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Pokemon Collector

A person, usually a tiktoker, who collects mental illnesses like pokemon. Most of the time they collect these mental illnesses for useless internet sympathy points.

qC_C: Bro I'm so depressed and I got all these problems man this girl rejected me y'know I gotta see a therapist.
Adam: Man you ain't nothin but a pokemon collector.

by Idk look it up September 18, 2021

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Poema

Poema is a very strong and independent woman. She doesn’t take shit from anyone and does as she pleases.

However beneath the surface she is actually a sensitive person, she is always seeking for everyone to like her. Once you really get to know her you will see how much of a caring and soft person she is on the inside.

-“ Did you see Poema stand up against the school director at the assembly?”

-“Omg yesss that was such a badass moment!”

by thisfrenchchick November 21, 2021

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