Poofter 

A passive or emasculated male.

Stop babying him like that! You're going to turn him into a poofter!

Poofter by Reed February 17, 2004

paper in my pooper 

When you have a massive wad of toilet paper stuck to your contracting sphinkter hole, it sticks, and you want to pick it. This happens after a massive shit.

You- "Damn dawg i got paper in my pooper"
Your friend- "Yo dawg dont pick that shit you will get an infection"
You- "BUT IT ITCHES DAWG! DAAAMMNN"

Then you pick it, and the next day your ass falls off.

paper in my pooper by dookie_LOVER-bitches May 23, 2005

pooterknuckle 

justalexs moms hairy beaver.

i saw just alexs moms pooterknuckle last night and i am scarred for life

pooterknuckle by the autismic alex November 29, 2017

pooper goop

Goop that comes from your pooper.

Dining hall food makes some nasty pooper goop.

pooper goop by Pimp Masta Mark April 23, 2007

polterjoist

The noise a house makes when it is cooling down and you hear what appear to be footsteps upstairs or doors opening.

Matt and Vikkie were sitting in the lounge when they heard footsteps upstairs, don't worry Vikkie said its just a polterjoist.

polterjoist by Matthew Lowe February 18, 2008

Poltertext

When your phone is on vibrate and you swear you felt it go off but when you look at your phone there's no message.

zzzzz...zzzzz...zzzzzz. Oh a text i'll just check that...Fuck my life! It was a poltertext!

Poltertext by Alex McGie March 7, 2009

poetergeist 

A poet of sound and fury

At the poetry reading he performed like a poetergeist.

poetergeist by Wally Keeler February 8, 2009