Pleasure Provider

The more businesslike and dignified term for whore, prostitute, or trick. One who provides pleasure for a price.

Aeriq: Ay ho, get your ass over here!
Lacey: Hey don't be callin' me a ho.
Aeriq: That's what you are though.
Lacey: I know, but I like to be called a Pleasure Provider. It's less harsh..
Aeriq: Aight..

by lacefrogface January 31, 2009

Please Don't Add Your Own Soundtrack

Something you say to a noisy person in a movie. An alternative to telling them to shut the fuck up

Will you be quiet, please don't add your own soundtrack

by Treysteroid Of Youtube December 30, 2010

Pleaplur

1) A grandmother's common reference to the moist canal in female mammals that extends from the cervix of the uterus to an external opening between the labia minora.

2) Also known as a vagina.

Grandma Alta's pleaplur itches.

by StinasNana May 2, 2011

Pleasure Pipe

Penis, cock, phallus

Why does Andre always have to brag about how long his pleasure pipe is?

by TheCaptainiscalling June 14, 2012

Pleasure Nazi

A bitter asshole who creates arbitrary rules or makes it unnecessarily impossible for anyone else to enjoy things just because he doesn't want them to.

@EureekaHavoc: You don't fool me, iPhone 5. I know your internet servers don't allow us to watch any porns, you goddamn Pleasure Nazi.

by Word_Nazi September 12, 2012

Please Shave December

The "Holimonth" right after "No Shave November". Everybody shaves after November because in December everybody is all hairy like Big Foot.

Dude #1: Bob! It's December! No Shave November passed already. It's Please Shave December!"
Dude #2: But, I like my beard.

by Thedude12345 November 11, 2014

Pleasure pants

Vegan leather (pleather) pants worn by smoking hot shirtless rock stars.

Brendon Urie in pleasure pants is sexy af.

by CougarMom August 24, 2018