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ninja please

The same thing as "Nigga Please" and "Cracka Please" except it's toward an asian person.
"Nigga please"
"I'm not a nigga"
"Oh sorry, I meant.. ninja please!"
by niggagaiden February 2, 2006
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nigga please

Proper term used when one doesn't believe or is too dumb to take a joke.
Person 1: I think I broke my ankle from jumping off that curb </sarcasm>

Person 2: nigga please
by Advil April 9, 2004
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No Tears Please, It's a Waste of Good Suffering

A taunt found in the Unreal Tournament video game series. By activating it using a Nightmare voice your character will say this phrase. Its very good at pissing poeple off and at times can be hilarious.
You were killed by Bowzer!

Bowzer: No Tears Please, It's a Waste of Good Suffering!
Player3:PMGWTFBBQHAXOR!!
by Steve July 22, 2004
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pretty please

An irresistible way for a girl to say please. Also featured in a pornographic movie between Lexi Belle and her fictitious sugar daddy.
by Urban Jerk April 29, 2011
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dick please

Finally, a phrase for women to use with men that is just like the phrase "bitch please".
When Sally's man gave her shit about coming home late after being out with the girls, all she had to say was "Dick please!" before making a grilled cheese and passing out.
by GlazeHer April 13, 2014
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nougat, please

A nougat interpretation of "N**ger, please." Can be used in place of the racial slur, specifically by mormons. It is also used on door signs when someone needs privacy.

Note: Acceptable for Mormons in the same way that "hecka" can replace "hella" (h-e-double hockey sticks)
Jon: Can I come in, or are you fucking Tammy right now?
Tim: Nougat, please!

CEO of M&M Mars: Do you want to try this new candy bar?
Obama: Nougat, please.
by clairedorman April 20, 2010
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No, please, no

When you're voting for words on Urban Dictionary because you're bored, and you run out of words. Often cried out, maybe with a few sobs added in for good measure.
No, please, no, Urban Dictionary can't be out of voting words already!
by NotTheRealRwar October 22, 2016
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