Snakes on a Plane

a sort of philosophy. Somnewhere in between "Cest la vie", "Whattya gonna do?" and "Shit happens"

WIFE: "Honey you stepped in dog poop again. "
ME: "Snakes on a Plane..."
DOCTOR: "Your cholesterol is 290. Perhaps you want to mix in a walk once in a while."
ME: "Snakes on a Plane..."
WIFE: "Honey while you were on your cholesterol walk you stepped in dog poop again."
ME: "Snakes on a Plane..."

by josh friedman October 12, 2005

plane crash

when a couple is doing it doggystyle and right ass the guy gets ready to "take off" he pulls the girls arms out from underneath her as her head hits the sheets, the guy releases his "landing gear" and goes on his way!

As we were reaching take off i quickly yanked her arms out from underneath her to perform a text book plane crash!!!

by Z71gius October 17, 2005

hung like planet pluto

Would still cause massive damage if it crashed into Ur-anus.

You made fun of my cock and said I was hung like planet pluto. Then I crashed into Ur-anus and you need a brown boy time out.

by Poop Shoot Nation September 28, 2006

Planetgamecube.com

A website that covers Nintendo videogames, game systems, and related news and events.

Did you read the Reggie interview on planetgamecube yet?

by Roberto Barba April 5, 2005

Planet India

The unnamed Mumbai call centres that 1) persist in phoning up Britons to spam them, or 2) are used as help centres in lieu of a place that actually has any connection to the business you're trying to get through to.

"Oh crap, they've put me through to bloody Planet India."

by The Lone Magpie April 8, 2005

Planegasm

The act, or more aptly; The rather unfortunate act of reaching climax at the exact moment a plane comes crashing through your roof. For this act to be properly performed, your family* must be in the next room when the plane reduces your masturbating ass to charred dust.

*Your family obviously excludes your sister. Who should be at my house working on taming her gag reflex.

"Did you hear about that guy who had a Planegasm? His sister gives GREAT head now!"

"So your whole family was across the room when she came? I'm so sorry to hear that..."

by Epa Epar August 26, 2011

Fart Plane

Single engine aircraft that flies over your neighborhood at the earliest hours in the morning with its farting engine.

"I was trying to sleep but that goddamn fart plane had to wake me up!"

by Nordic Storm August 20, 2009