lazy pineapple

A person who has legit no regard for anything or anyone and likes to believe they are the best and often talks to you in a condescending manner.

Friend 1: "God, he was being such an ass."
Friend 2: "Of course he was. He's a lazy pineapple."
Friend 1: "Agreed."

by TheTubaPlayingWhiteMexican January 4, 2017

pineapple chunks

when you havnt had a wank for a couple months and u let it all out! errr chucky!

mate i had a wank for the first time in a year, pineapple chunks mate!

by robcoxrocks November 1, 2008

Define pineapples

Something only a retard would ask urban dictionary to do

Retard: idk what a pineapple is, so I'm gonna ask Urban Dictionary to define pineapples

by NetPie January 14, 2017

(as) high as a Georgia pine.

Alcohol intoxicated, drunk.

That idiot still ended up getting high as a Georgia pine.

by Light Joker July 11, 2004

Pineapple Chode

A pineapple Chode is when a chode is not so wide then really wide then not wide again.

Evyn had the most unatractive pineapple chode said Mrs. Nash ;)

by BigNipsWallace123 January 22, 2010

Pine Barrens

An area of forest that exists mainly in the Southern half of New Jersey and eastern Long Island. The forest consists mostly of Pitch Pine and swamps of Atlantic White Cedar (NJ). Relatively flat and sandy. Nicknamed the Pine Barrens by early settlers because of the difficulty of growing crops in the sandy, acidic soil.

I love going to the Pine Barrens on a cold, crisp day and looking at all these Great Shapes

by LIisinvaded November 13, 2010

Pineapple Pizza

The best god damn food to exist.

Dave: Hey can we have pineapple pizza?
Bill: Sure dude, i love pineapple pizza.

by ImMommyPapaJohn May 14, 2018