Minecraft

An amazing sandbox game in which you can do almost anything in. You can build anything you would like but, only out of blocks!

Kid: Josh the new minecraft update is out!
Josh: Yay! I love mine craft!

by MunkeyFromDaNorth December 20, 2014

Minecraft

A time-consuming game in which little to no progress occurs outside of the game. Many spend hours on end just doing nothing and staring blankly at the screen...

Y: What happened to Ben?
M: He isn't missing, he's been playing Minecraft

by Ventru April 11, 2015

minecraft lets plays

cancer

"Minecraft lets plays are cancer."

by Deadass Bee February 12, 2017

minecraft boner

When you get horny when you see a creeper for the first time

WTF I GOT A MINECRAFT BONER ..... I NEED A CREEPER

by R=4321 December 30, 2013

Minecraft

Minecraft is the best game in the world and a cheap alternative to drugs.

drug addict:hey dude wanna do some pot?
minecrafter:get away from me i'm playing minecraft!!!!!

by BUDDERGOD September 9, 2013

Minecraft

An indie sandbox game, commonly called an autism magnet, overrun by 12-year old gay faggots and 40-year old pedobears. %99.9 Of ALL players have autism, case in point to be called an autism magnet. Only statiticians have seen nine-tenth's of a "Minecraft faggot"!

Eric: Dude, you play Minecraft?
Severyn: Yeah, i do.
Eric: Go use unregistered Bandicam and make some autistic videos, Minecraft faggot.

by ILikeSkunks July 7, 2015

Minecraft

A game we’re you shove your 2 inch sword up peoples ass to kill them and were 3 year was olds like to ask every girl to be there girlfriend so they can feel proud of themself that they actually talked to a girl who’s actually a 72 year old male pedophile who likes to jack off to Minecraft porn

Imma go jerk off to some Minecraft porn

by Blinkeredsix8 October 29, 2017