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phone book

Verb: A child abuse strategy employing a phone book as a "protective" pad between the victim and a wrench. When used the phone book technique will result in severe internal injuries which don't photograph well, and are therefore less likely to be used against you in court. The over-all result is a more grievous and a more private injury.
I'm pretty drunk, but I still don't want to go back to jail. I guess I'll have to phone book my redheaded step kids.
by Stitecin and Kangarine October 30, 2006
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Donut Phone

The most awesome phone in the world. It was made in the 70's by Western Electric and came in TouchTone and Rotary models. It can do anything. This phone has special powers. Much better than the crappy and generic phones made today
I was talking on my Donut Phone and then it game me magical powers.
by Donut Phone Masta December 16, 2008
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Windows Phone 7

The undiscovered iPhone killer. The UI is simpler than the iPhone. Offers XBOX Live service, to be updated to become more comprehensive in the Fall "Mango" update. Offers Zune, which can enable unlimited downloading and streaming on the go via a $150 annual Zune Pass option. Zune Pass also enables the user to own 120 songs that are not restricted to being played by Zune capable devices (i.e. Macs, other MP3 players). Offers Microsoft Office and multiple synchronization services, via Sharepoint or Skydrive. Pioneered many ease of use functions that will now be incorporated into Apple's new iPhone 5. Additionally has many phone models than the iPhone, but are all built on the same phone hardware base (thereby providing different form factors for the exact same phone).

Will be adding user friendly and practical features in the Fall "Mango" update, most notably being Local Scout (delivers an array of local features and places to the user), Image/Music search (On-demand search of visual/audio feedback via Bing/Zune/3rd Party Applications), Email integration (Can congregate email accounts together, supports email "conversation" format), and will also be adding more third party support for "Live Tile" homescreen interfaces.

Has a notable lack of advertising, and has never flaunted its own ego like a jackass. Android or iOS have clearly done so on national television.
I'm loving my Windows Phone 7 device, but seriously Microsoft, where's the product placement?
by ablahblah54 July 25, 2011
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Banana phone

The catchiest song... EVER. By Raffi.
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring... BANANA PHONE!
by dr March 11, 2005
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The Phone Moan

while with a partner, one person goes down on the other. The person getting head now has to make a phonecall to a friend and attempt to hold a regular conversation for as long as they can manage. While on the phone, you aren't allowed to lie. The game ends when the person on the other line figures out they're being phone moaned, and only then is the person who made the call allowed to hang up. When found out, you should note the length of the call. The person giving head should be trying to inflict the quickets Phone Moan on their partner, while the person getting head should try to get the longest time that he or she can go for. IT's a battle of wits, self control, and physical stamina. The ultimate sport. The Phone Moan."
"someone phone moaned me the other day and it was AWKWARD."

"I made Jeremy do The Phone Moan yesterday and he only lasted five minutes."
by RainbowAJ January 23, 2012
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Phone Boner

The bulge ur cell phone has when its in your pocket no matter what pocket
Can i use ur phone"? "naw i dont have it" "i can see your phone boner
by mattapotamusmcgizzy November 7, 2010
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smart phone junky

A person who is always, I mean ALWAYS on their smart phone, whatever the setting may be- parties, dinners, walking around, driving in a car, classroom, bed, breakfast, lunch, work time, free time, etc. This person is turning into a robot by the minute and his/her brain is slowly turning to mush. He/she is becoming more addicted to his/her phone, more selfish, forgetful, inconsiderate of real-life situations, etc., and it is really starting to piss me off. Real life situations, real people, education > social networking, texting, games.
Dude, stop being a smart phone junky, put your iPhone down for one second, and actually give a shit about something else for a change.
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