Sloppy seconds period

Refers to the period in which one may perform any sensual act without being badgered about getting another's sloppy seconds. This period differs from person to person, to group of people.

Guy 1: Dude, I just made out with Angela
Guy2: Aww man, you just got all of Josh's sloppy seconds
Guy1: No mufuckah, the Sloppy seconds period has been up. they broke up a month and a half ago.

Sloppy seconds period by magicman9516 October 20, 2011

2-D period 

When a period is light enough that it only produces a very liquified waste; the viscosity of a 2-D period is extremely thin

Boy: "Hey how's your period?"
Girl: "Light enough that we can have sex, it's only a 2-D period"

2-D period by ShortStuff801 April 18, 2015

the annoying period 

another way to spell the 19th century because as a time period it was rather boring with people changing sides left and right and generally acting like scaredy cats but like less intelligent

A: tomorrow we have a thesis on the annoying period and i feel like we i didnt learn enough

the annoying period by LongTimeAGreenValley December 10, 2019

Period 

When you are honorably discharged from the uterine navy. It happens more ofter than you think.

Friend: Why are you crying?
Me: THERE IS A WHOLE IN MY SOCK!! *cries*
Friend: Period?

Me: Period.

(P.S. Maybe period can be our always.)

Period by Booty_observer January 12, 2015

period pals

Lesbians.

Coming from the theory that women who live together will eventually come into a menstrual harmony and go through their cycle at the same time.

Sam: "Them two behind the bar! They've been together years now. Bloody period pals, i'm tellin' ya!"

period pals by Jeffrey Douglas February 7, 2007

Period 

stuff that ruins ur life some people cant wait to get it... wait u''l hate it later

girl 1- hey im happy
girl2- why??
girl1- i got muh period!!!
girl2- wow... ur gunna hate later
girl1- ahhhhhh

Period by D-ANA March 5, 2009

period 

Flawed.

Once a girl reaches puberty, these hormones take over and she starts to have boobs, curves, and becomes more emotional and feminine etc. These hormones also enlarge her hips and uterus. This lining builds up in the uterus and sheds itself every 28 days if she doesn't get knocked up, thus she gets her period.

People tell me, "Well we have periods because we're supposed to have babies!" But even if this were true, I read this study that a woman ovulates 400 eggs in her lifetime. Who could actually have 400 kids? Even in the old days when they had like 12 kids and they only lived to be like 60, a woman would still have more periods and pain than she would kids.

Now it's the 2000s and nobody has 12 kids anymore, some people don't even like or want kids, but we're still stuck with periods and the average age of menarche is declining due to all the calories and stress. As a result, we've suffered too much from periods: we miss school, lose blood, have cramps, waste money buying "feminine hygiene" products, and basically go through a lot more than the guys do.

Periods are flawed.
They were always flawed, even in the ancient days.
Too much blood loss and waste.

period by Leyna Nguyen April 17, 2007