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Asian Pass

Generally anything above any grade above a 90 or an "A"

- Depending on the person (or more likely their immigrant parents) this "pass" threshold will vary anywhwere from a 90 to a 95.

This standard, is by no means exclusive to those of Asian descent. It is understood that most Asian parents expect their kids to go to Harvard, or MIT, or Violin prodigy school; therefore, failing by normal standards, a 69 or lower, in most cases will get an Asian killed by their parents... or permanently disowned... Whichever is worse.

So we refer to this ridiculous system of grading as Asian pass.

-Not to be confused with a similar *standard that is often used by that annoying pretentious kid everyone hates who complains about getting a 92 on a test.

*these people usually don't actually have a standard and just like to complain about their "crappy" grade just to make others feel inferior.

People with "Asian standards" will suffer some form of consequence ranging from a hour long scold fest to loss of scholarships or somthing like that; thus, their dissatisfaction is quite legitamate.
Kevin Chou: Ah shit, this sucks.
Mark Nelson: What didya get, bro?
Kevin: 89
Mark: That's not bad at all.
Kevin: Nah, man. You don't understand. If my parents see this, I'll get beaten with a bamboo stick!
Mark: ORLY?
Kevin: Dude, Asian pass is serious buisness. I'm a dead man walking.
by An Amazin' Azn October 1, 2010
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Ghost of Facebook Past

n. a phenomenon that has cropped up recently due to the prevalence of social networking sites including, but not limited to, Facebook. The Ghost of Facebook Past is the collection of all the remnants of your past self that show in your Facebook profile, whether it be music you've since moved on from, shows you used to like but now hate, people you used to know, anything like that.

Results from the nature of people to move in and out of interests in a fluid manner, while the information on Facebook and other sites will not change unless you alter it.
Joe: Uh, Chad, your Facebook page says you like Power Rangers.

Chad: Nah, not since junior high. It's just the Ghost of Facebook Past.
by Stan the Woz December 5, 2011
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"Ti inculo a passo di cammello" : "i will fuck your ass slowly and steadyly"
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hate with a passion

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Hitler hated the jews with a passion.
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