wall-person

A person who lacks the ability to hold a conversation (most commonly in texting or online). These one-dimensional people use emotionless phrases such as, "okay," "haha," and "yeah," forcing any attempt at conversation to hit rock bottom, thus appearing as though you are talking to a wall.

Jake: Are you going to that party tonight?! :D
Lindsey: Yeah
Jake: Okay sweet! Let's get plastered! :)
Lindsey: Haha
Jake: We can be pong partners..?
Lindsey: Okay
Jake: So..
Lindsey: Yeah

Tom: Any progress with Lindsey?
Jake: Nah, she's being a wall-person again.

by Maaaason January 16, 2011

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your person

they're not your boyfriend or girlfriend, they're not just a random hook up, they're not just a fuck buddy. they're your person

speaker 1- do you have a boyfriend?
speaker 2- no, but i do have a person.
speaker 1- what do you mean by your person?
speaker 2- well, he's not my boyfriend, hes more than a random hookup, hes not just a fuck buddy. he's my person.

by ******-------******** December 9, 2007

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Personality Whore

(n.)

Used to describe anybody who changes their personality to fit their crushes personal profile.

Dave: Hey Mark, wasn't that girl acting all innocent and shy with you a few minutes ago?

Mark: Yeah, why?

Bob: (Laughs) Apparently not anymore, look at her slut it up with that random guy at the bar.

Dave: Yeah, just 'cause you blew her off.

Mark: Damn! She's a personality whore! (Laughs)

by Kibbz2go July 15, 2009

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