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dookie time

To drop a stinky deuce while listening to Green Day's 1994 major label debut, Dookie. After finishing their dookie time, one should listen to Green Day's 1992 album, Kerplunk, as that is the sound that dookies make when they hit the toilet water.
Bro: "Yo dude, I gotta drop a brown trout, but I don't want to stop listening to Green Day."
Dude: "Bro, me too, let's just do both at the same time."
Bro: "Holy shit, dude, it's dookie time!"
(Bro and Dude proceed to drop trou at side-by-side toilets and listen to "Basket Case").

John: "Ow... ow... oh fuck, this burns... ah... AHHHHHH!"
(poop comes out, hits the water)
Water: KERPLUNK!
John: Damn, that smells... ooh, Longview, I love this song!"
by Merriam Chubster February 27, 2013
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Dime time

The amount of time a dime ass jiggles after you slap it.
Her ass hit a full 3 second dime time after a slapped it. She has a dime ass for sure.
by 100caveman November 15, 2016
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Wanking Time

A period of time in a day, or over multiple days, designated specifically for premeditated wanking. Often used by, and possibly invented by the British. Is more sophisticated than random wanking because of a longer period of time for preperation and clean-up.
"Sorry but in less than an hour its wanking time, I just can't meet with you today"
by nubcake October 16, 2006
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Dover Time

When you supervisor or manager that is on salary comes in late and leaves early with out a decrease in pay.
Hey Dave came into work at 5 today and left at 9, but still got paid for 8hrs, he's working some serious Dover Time.
by JMAC2 May 5, 2011
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Squeeze Time

The time after you've jacked off and are just sitting there while your cum leaks out onto a towel.
- Hey Jack can you turn your webcam on?
- Sorry, I;m having my squeeze time right now.
by brob4ho1111 January 22, 2010
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Tweaker Time

The immense and typically immeasurable time frame needed for the typical tweaker to complete ANY (yes, ANY!) task that they've set about to complete. Recipiants (sometimes referred to as 'victims') of said 'tweaker time' may be routinely subjected to exceptionally difficult positions placed upon them by the 'tweaker'. It is usually wise to push scheduling of important tasks to next week, or the week after, if in the presence of anyone under the influence of 'tweaker time'.
Glen: DUDE! How f*ckin long is that bitch gonna be inside Walmart!? She only had $6 and its been 45 minutes! (I think?) I mean, what is she looking at anyway with her tweaker time ass!?! MUTHER F*CKER!!

Covington: (while dilligently, yet hopelessly trying to pick out a good cd from the case) Huh?

Glen: Wow...
by Have YOU seen my keys? July 28, 2011
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Screen Time

A terrible feature that takes away kids/teens happiness and freedom.
Alexi: Wanna play roblox?
Stormi: Sorry dude I have Screen Time.
by rainnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn March 15, 2021
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