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Cropple Juicing

When one sews up their asshole for 3 weeks in order to build up a significant amount of fecal matter. They then fuck someone's asshole, and pulls out to reveal a gaping asshole. They then unsew their ass and shit into the gaping ass, making sure to lick off any of the shit that misses and/or drips off. The gaping ass is then fisted so that it gets pushed up through the ass and then is vomited out. This vomit-shit is then used for urethral fingering lube. In order to prevent getting a UTI, both parties urinate out the vomit-shit, which is what is called "cropple juice".
1: Dude, I love cropple juicing.

2: Cool.
by Smegmar is My Favorite Pokemon October 28, 2017
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Juiced Out

When your mobile phone battery runs out or in a very low batter mode.
. Where electricity goes out and you have a cell phone that's ''juiced out
'', you can then plug your cell phone into a bike and peddle away and also charge your phone.
by Godphatha August 3, 2011
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Jazz Juice

(noun) Mixture of equal parts valve oil, spit, and water- sipped from a trumpet mute.
"Ay ay, ay yay, drink Jazz Juice everyday."
by Lucinator69 May 8, 2020
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Birdie juice

A term used for alcohol consumed to celebrate shooting a birdie during a round of golf.
Nice birdie putt Brandon! That calls for a swig of the ol’ birdie juice.

The guys were shooting so well today that I threw up some of my birdie juice onto the cart path on the way to 17
by 99 Oreos June 9, 2021
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Killa Juice

An alcoholic beverage made from Vodka, Mountain Dew, and any flavor of Kool-Aid packet. Mix well, and will FUCK you up quick. Will definitely lead to nudity, sexual intercourse, and sleeping in odd places.
Jihad poured up 8 liters of Killa Juice last night, and the whole party ended up turning into a massive drunken orgy.
by BiggiePeoria April 10, 2010
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kid juice

Noun: Semen. On someone, or in someone.
Me: "Your sister was blowing me in the backseat while you were driving and I spewed kid juice all over your leather seats"
by DIRTYROTTENSTEVE May 7, 2005
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Moose Juice

Another name for alcoholic beverages, especially around children.
Your mommy drank too much moose juice last night, so she doesn’t feel good today.
by HM9 March 1, 2019
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