by Big guy lover May 9, 2021
Get the Craigmug. A male Karen...of sorts. An early Middle Aged suburbanite male typically recognised by their sub 5'8 barrel chested build, sporting a ridiculous moustache. Typically fastidious about their lawn and edges, the Craig is prone to wild outbursts if a dog shits within 500m of their property. Craigs love to ride the most expensive bicycles whilst wearing colour co-ordinated lycra and telling other Craigs about their latest goto single source coffee beans recovered from the shit of South American indigenous peoples. They are also very keen to share the glory of the try they scored in under 8's rugby.
by jacqueslacouth September 11, 2020
Get the Craigmug. yeh i thought it was a pretty good definition ive also been saying yes to all your definitions they are pretty good ngl
by Some_Person_Was_Taken May 9, 2020
Get the Big craigs crack dealershipmug. Craig is an entity/entities that transcends the limits of human perception; Like the concept of “God”. Craig will sit atop its golden throne on the sun and pass judgment on those who defy its set “Laws of physics”. Craig will on occasion choose a mortal vessel to observe and/or interfere with our world and has caused many monotheistic religions to flourish throughout history.
by Craig_is_God June 21, 2020
Get the Craigmug. The technical term for "the ideal man"
Qualifications include owning cats, playing the kazoo, and being amazing at dad jokes, especially pick-up lines
Qualifications include owning cats, playing the kazoo, and being amazing at dad jokes, especially pick-up lines
by Fizzy?! October 29, 2023
Get the Craigmug. The most ultimatest of studs. It is commonly stated than more people find a ‘Craig Steadman’ more attractive than the likes of Ryan Reynolds or Pedro Pascal.
by dylan.is.a.fitty May 13, 2023
Get the Craig Steadmanmug. An extremely handsome man, who will steal your girl. Known for his humongous penis size, wits, cunning, intelligence, and overall awesomeness. But Craig Dowman can be quite bothersome at times, although he may not mean it, and has slept with so many people he lost count at 52.
by LiterallyEveryPersonEver May 25, 2022
Get the Craig Dowmanmug.