Sharkeisha: man that fight was some straight bullshit can you believe they locked me up just for that?!?
by Thatdarkskin November 30, 2013
When you say "Ummmm" for 2 seconds followed by well before you give an answer that is complete bullshit.
Ryan: What do you think is causing a problem with their connection? I think they may need a new card.
Ron: Ummmmmmmmmmm... well, I think it might be a problem with their ISP.
Ed: Man, Ron just fed Ryan some Insta-bullshit!
Ron: Ummmmmmmmmmm... well, I think it might be a problem with their ISP.
Ed: Man, Ron just fed Ryan some Insta-bullshit!
by Urbantech February 26, 2009
A term relating to the accumulation of bullshit in a relationship, causing an individual to reconsider his or her current situation, ultimetly leading to a break up. Includes all sorts of bullshit: lying, cheating, lack of sex, ignorance, etc.
David: Hey Jimmy, why did you break up with Rachel?
Jimmy: It was bullshit buildup! I couldn't take it anymore...
David: Sucks man, better luck with the next girl.
Jimmy: It was bullshit buildup! I couldn't take it anymore...
David: Sucks man, better luck with the next girl.
by luckyonehere May 23, 2012
When a person makes something up, or thinks that they are correct, and then proceeds to say that that information is from an official source.
Jim: I'm pretty sure Rob has that condition that causes chronic bad breath. What's that called?
Steve: Oh, that's easy. It's feliculitis.
Jim: Is it really?
Steve: Yeah, I read it in the 17th Edition of Physician's Desk Reference.
Rob: Don't try to use Official Bullshit on us, Steve. It's called Halitosis.
Steve: Oh, that's easy. It's feliculitis.
Jim: Is it really?
Steve: Yeah, I read it in the 17th Edition of Physician's Desk Reference.
Rob: Don't try to use Official Bullshit on us, Steve. It's called Halitosis.
by The Goon Platoon September 17, 2009
The few slight alterations to every story that make it more interesting and/ or relevant to a conversation.
Man 1: "Man that story about Bill's night on the town with that hot chick was AMAZING."
Man 2: "Yeah, but that part about it happening in that New York restaurant we were at was probably token bullshit."
Man 2: "Yeah, but that part about it happening in that New York restaurant we were at was probably token bullshit."
by Johnathan S. Aldura October 16, 2009
Something you call when somebody you're communicating with is clearly stating some very questionable things, in other words - bullshitting you.
I was talking to the girl and she said she didn't like to be flirted with. I had to call the bullshit train.
by Odelan July 23, 2015
"I fucked someone yesterday." "That's a load of bullshit."
by Kaedin October 09, 2015