T.I.L is the commonly used phrase "totally innocent lion" the abbreviation is commonly mistaken for as today i learned, but in truth T.I.L is used in everyday conversation to convey your absolute innocence.
Mum: who ate the last of the cake?
Kid 1: not me 'T.I.L' (Totally innocent lion)
Mum: Ok
Kid 2: *looks around nervously*
Mum: it was you wasnt it?
Kid 2: ... yes :(
Kid 1: not me 'T.I.L' (Totally innocent lion)
Mum: Ok
Kid 2: *looks around nervously*
Mum: it was you wasnt it?
Kid 2: ... yes :(
by SkeetSkeetSkeet December 14, 2013
A misinterperetaion of Afro-American dialect (Shut up, lyin'). Used to express disbelief or sheer irritation.
"I just had sex with Lindsay Lohan."
"Shut up, lion."
or
"Did you translate those intelligence reports yet, Al?"
"Shut up, lion."
"Shut up, lion."
or
"Did you translate those intelligence reports yet, Al?"
"Shut up, lion."
by not mike ditka October 29, 2004
Detroit Lions.
A team that really sucks monkey balls. They will NEVER make it to the superbowl, let alone win it. They suck ass, and there fans are a bunch of fags and losers themselves.
Team slogan should be: " Theres always next year."
A team that really sucks monkey balls. They will NEVER make it to the superbowl, let alone win it. They suck ass, and there fans are a bunch of fags and losers themselves.
Team slogan should be: " Theres always next year."
Me: HA HA lions lose again they really suck!
Eric: That what I get for liking the shitty loser-ass lions. oh well. Theres always next year."
Eric: That what I get for liking the shitty loser-ass lions. oh well. Theres always next year."
by BigRay0069 July 11, 2008
"i watched lion king 1/2..."
by Pat and Brandon July 09, 2006
God himself
by Maxbotnick April 14, 2020
It is when you have sex with a chick while pretending to be mufasa and as soon as you’re about to nut you roar
by @xx_bitch_lasagna_xx August 25, 2019
A hairy little man who chases a woman down like an antelope then swipes his fist like a claw directly into the forehead of the female knocking her unconscious. He then proceeds to hump her face violently like a raw piece of meat while viciously roaring at the top of his lungs. This continues until he jizzes all over her making her have a "mane" of jizz. After that he runs away on all fours
by touchMychode November 19, 2010