Stanley Straight

A type of hair which looks incredibly geeky and out of place. You usually perceive it with distaste, and feel negatively about how you look when you have it. It's also known as Stanley hair.

"Oh my god look at my Stanley hair today!"
"This hairstyle? It's totally Stanley Straight"

by Tobicat August 18, 2017

Straight X

Disatisfaction with a particular issue. Can be used for people and events.

Similar to sack and straight sack
Can be spelt using str8 X

Matthew: Do u wanna go movies?
Max: straight X

Matthew: What do u think bout mike?
Max: That guy is a Straight X

by Idekwydttm March 12, 2019

Straight Rarded

The act of an individual or group portraying extreme stupidity in a situation that doesn't call for it.

"Did you see John trying to fight that cop last night? That guy is straight rarded."

by LSGOE March 31, 2019

Straight Head

1. A goody-goody.
2. A sober person.

1. Man don't be a straight head...

2. Bro I've been a straight head all day.

by BERTBOY! September 21, 2019

Straight at the gate

A guy who is gay while in prison but he is straight when he is released.

You were sucking dick in prison why not now? Or you one of those straight at the gate mofo’s?

by BB= broke bitch August 7, 2019

Straight unicorn

The definition straight unicorn means, the act or talking around in a crazy fashion while being naked and have a raging boner.

I went straight unicorn last night after sex with my girl

by mickdoodlesby August 19, 2016

Straight Grizzly

Grizzly is most commonly used to describe something as being badass or really rad.
But down here we use it as another word for ratchet - or a nasty hoe

"Damn look at that ratchet ass bitch"
"yo, that girl is straight grizzly!"

OR

"Like my awesome bear coat?"
"Fuck yeah i do! Lookin straight grizzly"

by whyintheworld November 3, 2012