scam spam

1. A deceitful spam e-mail whose sender is clearly meant to cheat you out of money and waste your time.

2. A deceitful e-mail that is clearly meant to steal your identity and empty your bank account.

1.I got another one of those Nigerian e-mails again promising me millions of dollars if I would stand in for the next of kin. Come on, that is such a scam spam.

2. My friend got a Job Opportunity spam from China if only I would send my name, phone, addresses, bank account number and a picture of himself.
If that isn't a scam spam, I don't know what is.

by Astor G. November 26, 2007

intelligent spam

1) Spam that is actually worth reading, either for a good laugh or just for plain knowledge.

2) ko71991

1) Thanks to intelligent spam, I now know my ABCs!

2) Ko was posting again. Really, that guy's pure intelligent spam!

by Kid Buck July 24, 2008

spam

1) A reealy gross meat stuff thats fake and packaged in a can! EW
2) Stuff that people write online, and repeat over and over so it slows down your computer and annoys the hell out of you.

1) Mr Happy Pants: "Okay kids its time to eat spam!"
Kids: "YAY!!!"

2)
spamspamspamspamspamORLYyaRLYNOWAI
SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMORLYYARLYNOWAI
BUTTSECHS!!!ORLY!!!!

by Maybelline April 9, 2006

spam fritter

n.

Rhyming-slang: spam fritter = shitter

The viscous tube, rear-mounted on most primates, from which poo emerges.

Oh, me piles are murder; i'm spending half me day rubbing ointment all over me spam fritter.

by bimpy January 19, 2004

Pearl SPAM

To ejaculate onto a slab of SPAM and then feed to a stupid ass fan of the band Pearl Jam.

Here's your sandwich hippie.

by ya yo gakk April 25, 2004

Spam Javelin

Another name for your penis.

That bird I got off with last night was disease ridden. I woke up the next morning with a growth on my Spam Javelin.

by MattyTwatty May 18, 2006

Sex spam

A situation in which one member of some sort of instant-messaging chat repeatedly types and sends the word "sex" to other member. This is often used to interrupt a long speech or an opener for the beginning of an IM chat session. Sex spam is also a way to flash epeen, by seeing how fast you can send the word "sex" without copying and pasting the word.

Dude, my friend is so fast with his sex spam.

by Blurn October 9, 2008