Jock: "What are you doing?"
"Nerd: Changing the init runlevel so my computer wont boot up the GUI"
Jock: "uhh... Have fun with that Nerd"
"Nerd: Changing the init runlevel so my computer wont boot up the GUI"
Jock: "uhh... Have fun with that Nerd"
by nix user July 14, 2009
Get the Nerdmug. a person who is semi smart, and often gets their chest hair caught in their zipper. Nerds sometimes play random instruments, expecially the piano. They usually become engineers and always have friends with names like "gary" or "karen". Many dont know that these people come from old distant farms, many from the mid west.
by The only GISI April 22, 2009
Get the Nerdmug. 1. Often synonomus with 'geek' when not refering archaicly to a circus performer. A nerd is usualy secluded from mainstream society, intelligence is not as much of an issue as interests or converstional skills. Though it is possible that a nerd is isolated by choice, chosing to avoid those who do not share his or her interests or percieved intellectual ability.
2. An intelligent person shunned or merely chided because of his or her grades or aptitude at certain subjects. Definition 1 and 2 can be true of a person simultaneously.
3. Likely, due to poular media being considered 'nerdy' by those exceptionally low on the cognitive spectrum. Many self delcared 'nerds' roam the streats. With no social obstacles to overcome these are hardly the nerds they try to emulate and often lack even basic levels of nerdlike obsession. At best a more accurate word for these would be "quirky". At worst a definition would be "An unexceptional and socially active person with a passing interest in Video games, Marvel Superheroes, Harry Potter or Star Wars"
4. Anyone who openly admits to liking Manga or Anime. These are not always true nerds but are genrally considered as such.
5. Anyone who plays D&D. No exceptions.
2. An intelligent person shunned or merely chided because of his or her grades or aptitude at certain subjects. Definition 1 and 2 can be true of a person simultaneously.
3. Likely, due to poular media being considered 'nerdy' by those exceptionally low on the cognitive spectrum. Many self delcared 'nerds' roam the streats. With no social obstacles to overcome these are hardly the nerds they try to emulate and often lack even basic levels of nerdlike obsession. At best a more accurate word for these would be "quirky". At worst a definition would be "An unexceptional and socially active person with a passing interest in Video games, Marvel Superheroes, Harry Potter or Star Wars"
4. Anyone who openly admits to liking Manga or Anime. These are not always true nerds but are genrally considered as such.
5. Anyone who plays D&D. No exceptions.
1.
"Hey, did you play the Battlefield 3 beta?"
"No, I'm not really into videogames."
"Oh... Did you see the Alphas Season finale? Gary went all..."
"I don't really like science fiction... not my thing. did you see last nights game?"
"Sorry, I see no point in continuing this conversation."
2.
"I just built a working personal computer out of redstone in Minecraft! It's capable of running Linux or Windows!"
"$%^&ing nerd"
3.
"Yeah I've read every Harry potter book and seen each movie twice! I know, I'm such a nerd!"
"I have a polyresin replica of Harrys Nimbus 2000 on display next to my Alphonse Elric Armor."
"...That's wierd"
4.
"Hey, Want to watch some Fullmetal Alchemist after we get back from the triathlon?"
""$%^&ing nerd"
5.
"Want to spend hours in a basement playing an endless board game? It's like a video game with no graphics!"
"Hey, did you play the Battlefield 3 beta?"
"No, I'm not really into videogames."
"Oh... Did you see the Alphas Season finale? Gary went all..."
"I don't really like science fiction... not my thing. did you see last nights game?"
"Sorry, I see no point in continuing this conversation."
2.
"I just built a working personal computer out of redstone in Minecraft! It's capable of running Linux or Windows!"
"$%^&ing nerd"
3.
"Yeah I've read every Harry potter book and seen each movie twice! I know, I'm such a nerd!"
"I have a polyresin replica of Harrys Nimbus 2000 on display next to my Alphonse Elric Armor."
"...That's wierd"
4.
"Hey, Want to watch some Fullmetal Alchemist after we get back from the triathlon?"
""$%^&ing nerd"
5.
"Want to spend hours in a basement playing an endless board game? It's like a video game with no graphics!"
by Warren Lawrom Darado October 6, 2011
Get the Nerdmug. Nerds are people that come onto urbandictionary.com to write favorable, biased, definitions of themselves so they can raise their self esteem a little bit because they have no friends. You may find the nerds at your school getting picked on by the jocks or "popular group". They always try to convince themselves and other people that they will end up making more money than said jocks and "popular group", which is not necessarily true because jocks can sometimes, if they are good enough, make it to professional sports, and the "popular group' is usually rich to begin with and will take over the family business and will have nerds do the dirty work for them.
Nerd 1: "Hey, lets go add good things about nerds on urbandictionary.com and wikipedia.org so people can think we are cool!" *Does a snort laugh and pushes glasses up on his nose*
Nerd 1: "Wait, let me finish this game of Dungeons and Dragons first!" *Does a snort laugh and pushes glasses up on his nose*
Nerd 1: "Wait, let me finish this game of Dungeons and Dragons first!" *Does a snort laugh and pushes glasses up on his nose*
by Iheartnerds May 28, 2009
Get the Nerdmug. (Adj.) One who excels in the art of nerdom. A person who is beyond normal limits of comprehensible communication who enjoys things such as: loading Linux on routers, making xbox usb hubs, building flashing light displays and computer programming not only at work... but in his spare time.
by l33t h4x0r3d1z3rr February 25, 2009
Get the Nerdmug. nerd
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nerd: there are many simliar sterotypes of nerd out there on the internet,which by the way was not created by a team of nerds,it was actually created by a bunch of military engineers in the 1950's,the means of communication was a lot more crude but it worked,these were the true pioneers who were not in it for the money,but had a genuine interest in what they were actually achieving..most nerds are anoraks,with mediocre jobs in it or occupational etc..
FOR EXAMPLE THE SO CALLED CEO OF FACEBOOK WAS JUST A TALENTLESS HACK,WHO ACTUALLY STOLE/COPIED HIS HARVARD COLLEGUES IDEAS AND BRANDED THEM AS HIS OWN..
HIS CURRENT PAGES READS AS: I AM CEO BITCH...
THE FUTURE GENERATION ARE A RIP OFF..
I HAVE YET TO COME ACROSS ANYONE,I IN FACT CHALLENGE ANYONE TO CHANGE THE WHOLE FORMAT OF COMMUNICATION,TIME AND SPACE ALTOGETHER.. :|
TODAYS NERDS ARE A RIP OFF THEY ARE MEDIA FUELLED HACKS.. NOTHING MORE..
JUST TAKE A CLOSER LOOK AT BILL GATES RESUME..HE JUST RIPPED OF OTHER PEOPLES IDEAS..
they just look like your average joe except with spectacles..
also, theywill usually be overly freakishly keen to have a family,nice little ones..and then end up abusing their children, nice contribution..!
FYI: Most nerds end up spending 24 hours online for two to three days straight,have a LOT OF SKELETONS IN THE CLOSET..
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nerd: there are many simliar sterotypes of nerd out there on the internet,which by the way was not created by a team of nerds,it was actually created by a bunch of military engineers in the 1950's,the means of communication was a lot more crude but it worked,these were the true pioneers who were not in it for the money,but had a genuine interest in what they were actually achieving..most nerds are anoraks,with mediocre jobs in it or occupational etc..
FOR EXAMPLE THE SO CALLED CEO OF FACEBOOK WAS JUST A TALENTLESS HACK,WHO ACTUALLY STOLE/COPIED HIS HARVARD COLLEGUES IDEAS AND BRANDED THEM AS HIS OWN..
HIS CURRENT PAGES READS AS: I AM CEO BITCH...
THE FUTURE GENERATION ARE A RIP OFF..
I HAVE YET TO COME ACROSS ANYONE,I IN FACT CHALLENGE ANYONE TO CHANGE THE WHOLE FORMAT OF COMMUNICATION,TIME AND SPACE ALTOGETHER.. :|
TODAYS NERDS ARE A RIP OFF THEY ARE MEDIA FUELLED HACKS.. NOTHING MORE..
JUST TAKE A CLOSER LOOK AT BILL GATES RESUME..HE JUST RIPPED OF OTHER PEOPLES IDEAS..
they just look like your average joe except with spectacles..
also, theywill usually be overly freakishly keen to have a family,nice little ones..and then end up abusing their children, nice contribution..!
FYI: Most nerds end up spending 24 hours online for two to three days straight,have a LOT OF SKELETONS IN THE CLOSET..
Do not let their so called shy demenour make you think they are genuinely shy,THESE NERDS HAVE A HELL OF A LOT TO HIDE FROM YOU..
They will ususally try to befriend your neigbours,family friends..etc..IN ORDER TO ABUSE YOUR CHILDREN OR SOMEONE ELSES..
They will ususally try to befriend your neigbours,family friends..etc..IN ORDER TO ABUSE YOUR CHILDREN OR SOMEONE ELSES..
by NERDRAPEKITTENS January 17, 2010
Get the NERDmug. Often confused with geek. A nerd is simply a socially inapt and possibly autistic person - usually a young white male. Nerds may or may not have a high IQ, and they tend to prefer being alone or with fellow nerds who they know will not judge them. Even if they're intelligent, nerds are very undisciplined tend to make average grades in high school because they spend their study hall period daydreaming about World of Warcraft and and the Lord of the Rings trading card game (which they play at their mom's house with male friends each Saturday night while their classmates are going on dates). As a result of feeling inadequate they usually never put their intelligence to real use and usually end up working fast food jobs and rarely lose their virginity.
Geeks on the other hand are just intelligent guys with interest in technical knowledge (such as computers) - but are not actually socially inapt and are likely very mature for their age (while nerds are less mature for their age). They may still be made fun of by the extremely prejudiced because they put school and work over partying and fun, but you will likely end up working for them once you're out of high school while they'll be paying more in taxes then you earn in a year.
Geeks on the other hand are just intelligent guys with interest in technical knowledge (such as computers) - but are not actually socially inapt and are likely very mature for their age (while nerds are less mature for their age). They may still be made fun of by the extremely prejudiced because they put school and work over partying and fun, but you will likely end up working for them once you're out of high school while they'll be paying more in taxes then you earn in a year.
Nerd speak: Hey joe did you get the new expansion pack for world of warcraft yet? Its so awesome hahahah! I found a glitch in it where i can make the character walk through a wall and get all the way to the end boss in like just 1 hr. normally that takes all day. and when i do that the boss is at level 1 even though hes supposed to be at level 50 if you get to him the normal way so i killed him in one punch because i was at level 10!! lolololo sweeet!!! if you wanna come play with me and ned this saturday i'll show you how to do it. My mom said its okay!
Geek speak: I got accepted to Yale on a full scholarship and I'm heading there this fall. I waited too late to apply for financial aid at Harvard so I guess I'll just have to settle for my safety school. I'm thinking of studying neurosurgery in medical school. It's a toss up between either that or a major in aerospace engineering. I'll decide later.
Geek speak: I got accepted to Yale on a full scholarship and I'm heading there this fall. I waited too late to apply for financial aid at Harvard so I guess I'll just have to settle for my safety school. I'm thinking of studying neurosurgery in medical school. It's a toss up between either that or a major in aerospace engineering. I'll decide later.
by GeorgeMichael August 27, 2009
Get the Nerdmug.