muntard

A munter crossed with a retard.

Jade Goody is such a muntard!

by esqo December 9, 2008

munted crab

Having the appearance of a crab that has been eaten and thrown up.
eg. Connor Hyland.

"My names Connor and I love Hyland."
"That guy must really be a munted crab."

by Harry.K September 19, 2013

fudge munker

Another word for Fudge Monkey.

Wow, you really are a fudge munker.

by Danielle May 3, 2004

Munger

Describes friends who make you laugh, hug you when you cry and don't judge you because you pepper EVERY conversation/situation with "innuendo"!

The closest of all of your friends, your absolute "besties".

I'm lucky to have the support of my MUNGER when things get rough.

by MaggiMaeNot September 24, 2017

manterrupting

When a male interrupts a female because they assume that whatever a female is saying must be of very little importance.

I was trying to explain why taking the freeway to my parents' house was a bad idea on the weekend, but he just kept manterrupting me. According to him, he knew how to drive and didn't need my help. That's why we got stuck in a two hour traffic jam.

by everydamnhandleisalreadyinuse November 23, 2016

manterrupting

A man's inherent right to interrupt a woman's opinion solely based on the fact that he is superior by dint of his gender. Men are by every quantifiable measure vastly superior to women, and as such are free to stop a woman mid sentence in order to bring veracity, logic, or common sense into the conversation.

Woman: "I just feel that I do the same amount of work and get paid less, this wage gap is..."
Man: "I call upon the power of manterrupting! Listen closely you silly bitch. he wage gap has been

debunked and proven inherently false over and over. It doesn't exist, and your desire to

prove it exists is simply a reaction that is increasingly common among increasingly entitled

women.
Woman: I feel that is untrue based on nothing other than my own feelings at present, which I now

choose to believe over your impeccable logic and superior thinking capability.

by Hewhoistruth October 12, 2016

muntwrangler

A person who associates with munters in a positive way. Such people are often pulled into the munters munting, thus they themselves become munters in the process.

Jake was seen hanging out with Tom and Bob, the town munters - therefore he must be a Muntwrangler.

by Clitdonkey the XVII April 15, 2007