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impeachment mullet

A bizzare new hairstyle pioneered by Senator Ted Cruz during the second Trump Impeachment trial. Its a “Trial out front with an Insurrection out back” look. At first it was thought that he either a) got up and left mid haircut or b) lost a bet. Either way, its part of the new normal.
How do you like my Impeachment mullet? I got it at “QAnon Clips”
by Sonicbo0mz February 12, 2021
mugGet the impeachment mulletmug.

sick mullet

A term used by caucasian children used in place of the of "thats tight" - a term used by "African American" children.
Caucasian child #1: "Dude, the Senses Fail concert is coming up"

Caucasian child #2: "Sick Mullet!"
by Blaine - Non-African American September 28, 2004
mugGet the sick mulletmug.

ghetto mullet

while a girl is giving you head you push her head down cum on the back of her neck and then srick her hair to the cum resulting in a gettto mullet
by Bmackkkkkkkk June 30, 2008
mugGet the ghetto mulletmug.

Mullet Girl

A tower-hating mulleted barmaid
Mullet Girl is pissed off at us today!
by Pete December 6, 2004
mugGet the Mullet Girlmug.

mullet blow

Another name for a hurricane. Hurricanes were given this name because of the dead fish that would appear washed up on the shore after a storm. This term is usually used by Southerners.
Jimmy, looks like we got us a mullet blow comin' in!
by Aphik December 31, 2009
mugGet the mullet blowmug.

national mullet day

Mullet day will be on August 15th and it's the day that we celebrate mullets in their glory and how fucking beautiful them fuckers are
Hey jacob wtf is today ~ brady its national mullet day ya dumb fucker so sit back relax and crack open a cold one!
by Jaida Beard 😬 July 15, 2020
mugGet the national mullet daymug.

Stuned mullet

just a funny thing were u wiggle your body while your jumping and land on your tummy prefably in a pool or on a bed.

go out and do it. its fun and funny
oi chuck a stuned mullet
by Talon May 31, 2004
mugGet the Stuned mulletmug.

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