Cosmo Mullet 

Noun. A hairstyle by trendy and fashionable people that, when it comes down to it, is just a mullet for rich people.

The Cosmo Mullet is most often sported by former hippies turned yuppies. You will especially see it on affluent, aging males trying to maintain a casual, carefree, semi-crunchy look.

Tom Hanks rocked the Cosmo Mullet in The Da Vinci Code

Cosmo Mullet by Aaron Sagers September 20, 2006

brazilian mullet 

shaved cooch with a hairy butthole

I went down on that chick and found out she had a major brazilian mullet.

Her brazilian mullet was full of dingleberries.

brazilian mullet by taintripper2000 January 2, 2012

scene mullet 

something fat chix shouldn't have.

bob: yo did you see that fat scenewhore?
tom: yeah, ew scene mullet.
bob: srsly.

scene mullet by tiffanyxcore September 18, 2006

Taint Mullet 

A small tuft of hair located between the ballsac and anus, resembling the popular 70's grunge music hairstyle!

I was getting a fat rimjob from this black chick and she completely blew my buzz by tugging my taint mullet.

Taint Mullet by tupacalypze December 1, 2007

woman with a mullet

Gives a whole new meaning to, "...Party in the rear."

When you cut your hair into a mullet, peopla say that you want, "business in the front and a party in the rear."

woman with a mullet by Karl March 15, 2004

facial mullet

A goatee. One lacks the ability to choose to be either clean-shaven, bearded, or mustachioed. Analogous to the mullet, a hair cut chosen when one cannot commit to either long or short hair.

Bob could not choose between a mustache and a beard when he decided to grow facial hair. Therefore, he chose to grow a facial mullet.

facial mullet by Bo Slone February 2, 2009

Panty Mullet 

A pubic hairstyle where the top half above the penis or vagina is neatly trimmed as the underside, below the balls or below the vagina, is long and full of volume. Business up top, party on the balls. There are other variations of pubic styling; panty stash, panty Hitler, ect.

"Dude, I was doing this chick and she had a mean panty mullet going on!"

Panty Mullet by Bagelboiz69 June 22, 2009