Anal Monster

A dirty lil monster who hides in your anal cavity. Everyone has one (unless you got yours removed). Although they may tear the inside of your asshole apart from time to time with their claws -- they are only referred to monsters because no one understands them. They are brown and hairy. Some even call them the Sasquatch of our buttholes. But, all-in-all, they are majestic and independent organisms. That live in our buttholes.

When I was a child I used to have the strong urge to stick my sneaky lil fingers up my asshole. But, with the help from my anal monster, I don't have fingers anymore because he clawed them off. Thus ending my gross habit.

When I was in ninth grade, I thought I was gay. So I let a homosexual stick his penis in my anus. My Anal Monster tore his penis apart. He saved me -- because faggots are stupid. I don't want to be stupid.

by AnalMonster666 February 19, 2015

Monster Mash

Mixing Count Chocula, Franken Berry, Boo Berry, Yummy Mummy, & Fruit Brute in a large bowl like a cereal suicide.

A monster mash is part of this nutritious breakfast.

by avessely February 16, 2008

Nookie Monster

Nookie meaning having sex. Play on the name "Cookie Monster" from sesame street. Used as a pet name for someone that you have a sexual relationship with.

"Ana's my lil Nookie Monster!"
"That broad's a fucking Nookie Monster"

by halflesbianhalfatheist September 22, 2005

kizzy monster

Kizzy monster, typically refers to a "Roblox BMer" such as Soup or Time

fuck! those kizzy monsters just sold my valkyrie helm!
These kizzy monsters are really babooning right now!

by Kizzy Monster February 21, 2022

Lol Monster

Someone who uses the phrase "Lol" too often, and/or doesn't really laugh.

Poodle132: I went to the store yesterday and I fell.
Narwal6: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOlOLOLOLOLOLoOLOLoLOoLoLOLOL
Poodle132: It wasn't really that funny.

Narwal6: LOL
Poodle132: You Lol Monster.

by Wumpudu September 4, 2010

Cookie Monster

A lovely blue furry who will munch on dam cookies. He is native to the Sesame Street and is commonly seen with big yellow cock and the red dictator. Commonly found saying “Umm-num-num” most likely to hide his depression.

Random Guy: “Why are you sad Cookie Monster?”
Cookie Monster: “Without the cookie I’m just a monster…”

*Gun Cocks*
Random Guy: “No! Don’t do it”
Cockiest Monster: “Umm… num… numm… cookie.”
*BOOM*

by KumonBoy69 July 14, 2021

Wandering Monster

One who will not be found on the main road. This person is a gamer that values friendship but is also willing to participate in frequent insults pertaining to another Monsters mother. A Monster must be witty and ready to strike at the first sign of weakness. Insults are subject to review by other Monsters and will be judged accordingly. Insults that don’t live up to expectations will be dismissed while those that do will invite future attacks. Attacks which include the words Munging or Cosby Sweeter will most likely earn more respect from a Wandering Monster.

No Example for a Wandering Monster

by Woñs March 16, 2012