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Monster Mash

Mixing Count Chocula, Franken Berry, Boo Berry, Yummy Mummy, & Fruit Brute in a large bowl like a cereal suicide.
by avessely February 16, 2008
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Nookie Monster

Nookie meaning having sex. Play on the name "Cookie Monster" from sesame street. Used as a pet name for someone that you have a sexual relationship with.
"Ana's my lil Nookie Monster!"
"That broad's a fucking Nookie Monster"
by halflesbianhalfatheist September 22, 2005
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Cookie Monster

A lovely blue furry who will munch on dam cookies. He is native to the Sesame Street and is commonly seen with big yellow cock and the red dictator. Commonly found saying “Umm-num-num” most likely to hide his depression.
Random Guy: “Why are you sad Cookie Monster?”
Cookie Monster: “Without the cookie I’m just a monster…”

*Gun Cocks*
Random Guy: “No! Don’t do it
Cockiest Monster: “Umm… num… numm… cookie.”
*BOOM*
by KumonBoy69 July 14, 2021
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Wandering Monster

One who will not be found on the main road. This person is a gamer that values friendship but is also willing to participate in frequent insults pertaining to another Monsters mother. A Monster must be witty and ready to strike at the first sign of weakness. Insults are subject to review by other Monsters and will be judged accordingly. Insults that don’t live up to expectations will be dismissed while those that do will invite future attacks. Attacks which include the words Munging or Cosby Sweeter will most likely earn more respect from a Wandering Monster.
by Woñs March 16, 2012
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Monster Juice

A drink so addictive, i have had 3 heart attacks and have had several kidney stones surgically removed because i drank so many of them in 1 sitting
I have had 3 heart attacks and have been disowned by all of my family because of my inability to stop drinking monster juice, please help
by monster juice addict June 14, 2021
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Brick Monster

n. A brick in a brick-sidewalk that is slightly unlevel with those around it, often causing unexpecting (and often innebriated) individuals to trip over it.
Johnny: Dude, where did you get that scar on your face?
Kenny: I tripped on a brick monster in the quad stumbling back from the bar last night and hit my face on a rock.
by Nidira March 20, 2009
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Swamp Monster

A sound made whilst fucking on a tiled or lino bathroom floor. After just exiting the shower/bath so bodies and floor are wet, most likely during cowgirl position as males back will be hard against the floor and as the motion moves up and down air escapes from the skin and water on the floor causing a horrific swamp monster noise.
How was the sex yesterday?
Dave made a swamp monster whilst I was riding him!
by Swamp Monster 69 January 19, 2022
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