Mitchell loves clash royale, he likes to fuck all of the different cards and gets gang banged multiple times a day by hog riders. some may call him a cock rider. He also looks like a goblin giant.
" Omg look at mitchell Van Hoof, he has cum all over his face from the hog riders. He is such a cock rider."
by footballnerd69 May 16, 2022
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Ask Freddie Mitchell ... from college football at UCLA, playing the Rose Bowl to his years with the Philadelphia Eagles, NFC Championship and playing in the Super Bowl. Now, "Freddie Mitchell Brother's BBQ" ... get the straight scoop from the man himself, he wants you to know.... "Freddie is Ready.....
Ask Freddie Mitchell ... from college football at UCLA, playing the Rose Bowl to his years with the Philadelphia Eagles, NFC Championship and playing in the Super Bowl. Now, "Freddie Mitchell Brother's BBQ" ... get the straight scoop from the man himself, he wants you to know.... "Freddie is Ready.....
by BloggerDad April 29, 2009
Get the Freddie Mitchell is ready ........ mug.The phenomenon which occurs when a Mitch consumes copious volumes of the HULK, a mix of WKD and Stella, for however long they remain conscious. It is usually characterized by off-beat dancing, the stripping of clothes, the groping of grannies, general sloppiness, obscene behaviour and inappropriately touching oneself.
Jonny: "Dude, why is that person groping that old lady and drinking green liquid"
Dude: "OMG, they are Mitchell Bourner Wasted"
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Jonny: "Dude, you should have seen that man at the club the other night. He had like, fifteen shots of Jager and then started taking his clothes off and groping himself, super sloppy"
Dude: "OMG, they are Mitchell Bourner Wasted"
Dude: "OMG, they are Mitchell Bourner Wasted"
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Jonny: "Dude, you should have seen that man at the club the other night. He had like, fifteen shots of Jager and then started taking his clothes off and groping himself, super sloppy"
Dude: "OMG, they are Mitchell Bourner Wasted"
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Get the mitchell mason mug.A little Gay boi that alwase watches anime and plays fortnite for 16 hours a day, he occasionally has kids in his basment
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Get the Mitchell mug.Kid: I don't wanna go to school, it gives me trauma and makes ne go crazy and have hallucinations
Dad: nah you'll thank me later life is hard sometimes but you gotta get through it
Kid: dad you're such a mitchell!
Dad: nah you'll thank me later life is hard sometimes but you gotta get through it
Kid: dad you're such a mitchell!
by thegamerboi February 21, 2024
Get the Mitchell mug.He is quite forgetful and is unaware of obvious things around him. Thou he is a good guy, he won’t hesitate to throw shade if necessary
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