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midget rumbler

while having sex, a midget rumbler is replacing yourself with a pig when your partner closes her eyes and hitting her in the head with a hammer after she notices.
yo i heard anna nicole smith died from a midget rumbler.
also
"oh shit man we killed her" (to the pig)
by sam Bryant October 16, 2007
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Midget Lightning storm

When someone has a foot fetish consisting of only midgets, many many midgets, who constantly pee on that person one after another
Hey man how was your first night in vegas?
Good I had a threesome and totally felt greatvafter, how bout you?
Great I won three hundred bucks and celebrated by treating myself to midget lightning storm , but i'll tell you it wasn't cheap.
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midget

The most amazing species on the world, short and cute.
"aww midget! your so adorable!"
by jadeeyx June 1, 2009
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midget

a unit of measurement. 3 feet tall and 64 lbs.
I am 2 midgets tall. I weigh 2 and a half midgets
by jewcakes44 February 12, 2010
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midge

She's got a great ass but I really love her midge.
by Pharaoh13 August 1, 2010
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double digit midget

In jail or prison, somebody who has 99 days or less time left.
Jeff has 3 months of time left... he's a double digit midget
by Anonymousey October 27, 2006
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Weed-midget

A small squeaker that is a pot head.
John: Dude, do you know Adam.

Ray: Yeah dude, that kid is really short, and he's a pot head

John: That kid is a weed-midget.
by guitarguy123 May 9, 2010
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