Muff Buffer

A Muff Buffer is a man’s beard that is more than a 1/4 inches in length. Long enough so that when performing the art of cunilingus the beard tickles the girls Twat and also creates a street sweeper effect cleaning any lint or "Muff Biscuits" that might be there.

"It was her time of the month and I cought a Blood Biscuit in my Muff Buffer"
"She had a Yeast Infection, I have been pullin Bread Pellets out of my Muff Buffer"

by Vanilla Gorilla 187 January 24, 2006

muff cabbage

it's a jersey thing.

that bitch has gnarly muff cabbage.

by frosted_butts October 16, 2010

MUFF

MUFF (The Melbourne Underground Film Festival) is an independent and non-profit organisation which showcases a diversity of film and video based works in the areas of underground, independent, guerrilla and exploitation and featuring mostly adult, genre, controversial, avant garde, political, sexual or artistic concepts. MUFF presents new features and shorts, as well as presenting an innovative selection of curated programs and retrospectives.
It was formed out of disagreements over the content and running of the Melbourne International Film Festival (MIFF).

MUFF XI will be holding a protest screening on August 29th of Bruce LaBruce’s recently banned film L.A. Zombie, as a late edition to their festival lineup.

MUFF XI's protest screening on August 29th of Bruce LaBruce's banned film L.A. Zombie has led to a police raid of MUFF Director Richard Wolstencroft's home.

by Lord_JJ December 3, 2010

muff snuff

a cock block performed by a female

That girl totally muff snuffed me from hitting on her friend.

by mousicon March 22, 2007

Muff March

In response to Moustache March, women have decided to not shave their cooter for the month of March.

Sandy will be participating in Muff March this year since her boyfriend is growing a creepy mustache.

by ilovemilo March 24, 2009

muffember

all men or indian women who cant grow a real moustache for the month of movember and can only grow pathetic little muff hair instead

dara- think i might grow a tach for movember this year
bil- but youv never had 1 before, u only have some sick muff hair on your chin
dara- ya, i suppose, might give muffember a try tho?
bil- gumann

by bil.i.am November 27, 2012

Muff Driving

The act performing oral sex on a woman while she is driving. The female equivalent of road head. A derivative of muff diving- the act of jumping face first into a soaking wet vagina, also known as a muff. While the term muff may be outdated, and used to describe a hairy pussy, most hungry/ horny people know, no muff is too tough.

This chick likes teasing guys at the bar and then take them muff driving. They think they're impressive by going down on her at the wheel. Therefore getting some action, with a free ride home. Any opportunity for a dirt road, or construction, is ceased to intensify the vibrations for her pleasure. A bench seat is recommended.

by Shamadizzle September 4, 2018