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Mary Sue Surprise

When a girl (preferably Mary Sue Coleman) watches you while you sleep and you suddenly jizz in her face and yell 'SURPRISE' !!
Everyone heard Chris yell 'surprise' when he Mary Sue Surprised the president of the University of Michigan last night..
Mary Sue Surprise by kelseykilla November 1, 2010
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a Mary Kate is an energetic, artistic, fun - loving girl. She has a great smile, and a cute body. She's really into music, and has an extremely unique taste. She's a big-time party girl, and is unafraid to experiment... with ANYTHING. Her clothing choices are even more unique than her taste in music, but be careful. a Mary Kate can be a bit of a poser or attention whore at times, but everyone still loves her.
1: What is Mary Kate wearing?

2: Who knows, she probably just picked it out for attention.

1: I don't care, she looks GOOD!
Mary Kate by gthfk8774 January 1, 2012

Mary Jane 

man you got that sweet mary jane
Mary Jane by appleface February 19, 2008

mary-kate 

To vomit profusely or to make yourself vomit. A direct referance to Mary-Kate Olsen's eating disorder.
"That chinese food got the best of me. I might have to go mary-kate that shit up, here in a minute."
mary-kate by Amy Christ April 29, 2005

mary kate and ashley

1)Overrated
2)No talent-no acting skills whatsoever.
3)Have done no work to deserve the level of success they have-they made "full house" just because they didn't CRY when they held them up, then they plaed the baby, who only had like 2 lines per episode.
3) Had 500 other people guide theuir"careers". Dualstar was founded and run by other people, but mary-kate and ashley are in the movies, so it's successful.
4)same with their clothing line. It was founded and is run by someone else. Once in a while they PICK OUT CLOTHING. THAT'S IT.
5)Always makes the same kind of movies with the same plot because they can't act.
6)People like them and they are successful only because of their "good-girl twin" image.
The Olsens became billionaires for being twins.

mary caroline

short leg turtle looking girl that walks really slow and screams a lot for no reason
your an mary caroline