Mark is one of the most big-headed people you'll ever meet. This is mostly due to his incredible athletic prowess, along with all the hype that the 12 year old girls give him. Deep down he wishes pedophilia wasn't off the table, but he's spent far too much of his life teasing other pedophiles around him to partake in the festivities that pedophilia is. He shaves roughly twice a month bc he thinks his weak stubble makes him look cool, and the only one who speaks out against it is his mother, who is always all over him about it. Mark rides the line between being zesty and straight up gay, especially with his side chic whom tends to be a small boy that he brought under his wing at a young age. This further endorses the pedophilia theory. Mark grew his hair out in order to copy his greatest rival, only to end up looking like a wish.com Lord Faquaad. Mark will always give you the energy you give him, and therefore is rather easily manipulated.
12 y/o girl no.1: OoOoOo who's that hottie over there in the corner?
12 y/o girl no.2: Oh him? That's Mark. He thinks he's way cooler than he really is. I will admit he's hot though.
12 y/o girl no.2: Oh him? That's Mark. He thinks he's way cooler than he really is. I will admit he's hot though.
by anonymous May 30, 2023
Get the Mark mug.Mark is one of the most big-headed people you'll ever meet. This is mostly due to his incredible athletic prowess, along with all the hype that the 12 year old girls give him. Deep down he wishes pedophilia wasn't off the table, but he's spent far too much of his life teasing other pedophiles around him to partake in the festivities that pedophilia is. He shaves roughly twice a month bc he thinks his weak stubble makes him look cool, and the only one who speaks out against it is his mother, who is always all over him about it. Mark rides the line between being zesty and straight up gay, especially with his side chic whom tends to be a small boy that he brought under his wing at a young age. This further endorses the pedophilia theory. Mark grew his hair out in order to copy his greatest rival, only to end up looking like a wish.com Lord Faquaad. Mark will always give you the energy you give him, and therefore is rather easily manipulated.
12 y/o girl no.1: OoOoOo who's that hottie over there in the corner?
12 y/o girl no.2: Oh him? That's Mark. He thinks he's way cooler than he really is. I will admit he's hot though.
12 y/o girl no.2: Oh him? That's Mark. He thinks he's way cooler than he really is. I will admit he's hot though.
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Get the Mark mug.Mark is the best valorant player ever, in any other game, however, he is shit. If you have him as your duo, you are very lucky; he will carry you to radiant. He is, however, a shit listener. He was born to yap, forced to yip. If you ever try to tell a story, he will never hear the end of it because he will interrupt only about a million times. If he ever upsets you and apologizes, just know that his apologies are from chatgpt and that deep down, he doesn't really care if you're upset and will laugh at you instead.
friend 1: hop on val!
friend 2: if mark playing?
friend 1: yes!
friend 2: ah shiiii, radiant here we come!
friend 2: if mark playing?
friend 1: yes!
friend 2: ah shiiii, radiant here we come!
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Get the Mark mug.A charismatic and genuine individual who effortlessly radiates positivity. Marks are known for their unwavering support, kindness, and ability to bring joy to any situation. They possess a remarkable sense of humor that can light up even the gloomiest days. Marks are friends you can always count on, and their loyalty knows no bounds. In any group, a Mark is the one who fosters unity and encourages everyone to be their best selves. To be around a Mark is to experience the true essence of warmth and goodwill. Overall, a Mark is a beacon of positivity that brightens the lives of those fortunate enough to know them.
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