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your mum 

poor insult but a great phrase when havin a laff with friends
incorrect usage:

look at that fat b@!#$%£

erm ur mum

correct usage:

what are you doing tonite?

im doin your mum

i did her yesterday

is she good?

yes shes got a bucket!

mmm tasty

this conversation is not very funny in itself, the comedy comes from the way it is said and also the fact that your takin the p#£% out of someone who would say it for real
your mum by jimbob the great October 25, 2006
Related Words
i fucked ya mum....
twice
ya mum by ya mum October 13, 2003

Elvis' mum 

The mother of Elvis, the King of rock and roll. Because Elvis' mum is relatively unknown in her own right, she can be used to illustrate the lies or exaggerations told about others when the audience is unlikely to know the truth. When somebody exaggerates about themselves or others, an overblown claim about Elvis' mum can be used to show up the speaker as the rotter they are.
I could eat a thousand burgers, me.

Well, Elvis' mum could eat a billion spare ribs at one sitting. She once ate an entire horse. Not many people know it but that's actually where the phrase 'I could eat a horse' came from, Elvis' mum said it just before eating a horse.

Elvis' mum by Banjo Bean July 12, 2006

ben's mum 

anything you want her to be........
omg i just had a ride on Ben's mum lololol

that was proper bad Ben's mum back there

person 1: "what happened to you last night?"
Person 2: "Well you know Ben's mum?"

Ben's mum and ting

Suck your mum 

A phrase that is used against people telling them to go away
Suck your mum by Arse hole August 5, 2021

suck ur mum 

used to say that you should indeed suck your mom.